"Make us s'mores for an hour, or we'll kill you." MN criminals SUCK.

[LaraMN]

http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/articles/index.cfm?id=50403

"One of the suspects told nearby campers 'maybe if you make us smores for an hour we won’t kill you.'"

Some guys terrorized campers in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area. It was really horrible, but geez!
They can't even make threats without sounding like idiots.

What a bunch of losers.



:eyes:

[Pierre.Suave]

1. I read this yesterday

in the Star Tribune, what a HORRIBLE thing to do. I am so glad they are arrested and facing charges.

[LaraMN]

2. They sound like a bunch of complete Idiotassholes.

AND they're lame.

[Pierre.Suave]

3. That

and more, much more.

[lligrd]

29. An Hour For Smores???

Get real. Takes about 2 minutes to burn marshmellows and melt chocolate.

[anarch]

4. sounds to me like these assholes got off pretty light

depending on what MN laws there are regarding justifiable homicide.

[jobycom]

5. Could have been worse

One, they could have used tasers.

Two, they could have just talked a lot about tasers.

Three, they could have said "Make us some 'smores and maybe we won't kill you, eh."

[krispos42]

28. Did somebody say "taser"?

You want regular or extra crispy?











:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

6. I am sorry, but man, this cracked me up.

I know I should not be laughing.

[LaraMN]

11. Oh, I totally laughed.

Then I felt like a jerk.

But "make us s'mores"?!
COME ON!

[SteppingRazor]

7. Did you see the ages of the people charged?

One of these things is not like the other: 19, 19, 19, 20 and .... 37?! :wtf:

[DS1]

8. noticed that

what a loser. he's one of those guys that knows one young person, and shows up at teenage/highschool parties and is the obligatory 'creepy old guy'

[mainegreen]

9. What total asswipes. The rounds come back down.

And can kill people on the return descent.

They need to spend some serious time in jail.

[Twillig]

10. Bunch of amateur shitheads.

Gonna go to the bighouse and meet the pros.

S'mores the pity..

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

12. Bets that they're all NRA Members?

Huh? Think so?

[formerrepuke]

13. That's awful.. people go to a remote area to enjoy the outdoors- and be far

away from assholes.. only to find a whole gang of them (and one over-aged delinquent).

[skygazer]

14. Criminal masterminds

"“Then screaming drunken, broken phrases, two of them took their clothes off and ran around in the water,” the complaint said."

:rofl:

[SOteric]

15. Gangs of Lutheran street thugs, high on milk

and s'mores.

[Left Is Write]

16. True Lutheran street thugs would be jacked up on...

egg coffee.

[JVS]

19. only if they're Scandinavian and not German, Slovak, or Baltic

Egg coffee never was big in my area

[Left Is Write]

21. We're talking about Minnesota!

[JVS]

22. There are Germans in Minnesota. Check New Ulm

In fact, the German side of my family makes fun of the wretched food that the scandinavian side tries to foist on us. Including the egg coffee.

[Left Is Write]

23. I think you may be taking my Lutheran joke a little too seriously.

I say that as a Scandinavian Lutheran from Minnesota.

[JVS]

24. Uppity Scandinavians with your state churches and never having to flee for freedom...

then coming over here and trying to tell us how to run things. ;-)

[eyepaddle]

32. I've heard about egg coffee (quite a bit) but I've never had it

how is it? Aside from kringla my mom was never that big on keeping up the Norwegian/Swedish (she's both) traditions.

I do groove on kringla though!

[Left Is Write]

33. It's fine - tastes like coffee.

I get an egg coffee every time I go to the Fair.

My family is more Norwegian than Swedish. :)

[Beer Snob-50]

30. excuse me...what is egg coffee???

i probably need to know.

[mzteris]

25. eh? egg what?

somebody had to ask. . .

wtf is egg coffee?

[JVS]

27. here

http://www.hendricksmn.com/norwegian-egg-coffee.html

[KamaAina]

17. Are you sure they weren't filming a sequel to "Fargo"?

I don't know whether to :rofl: or :cry: !

[JVS]

18. S'more fueled crime spree

[JVS]

20. you misquoted them, there is an expletive between the won't and kill

[Lethe]

26. hey there are rednecks in Minnesota too?

sounds like something from Texas.

Seriously though, screwing with campers is not cool. Do so at your own peril. Especially if you come by my camp and threaten to kill me, joking or not.

[LaraMN]

31. Ohhhh yeaah!

We have PLENTY of rednecks.
Especially on "the Range."