Miss Teen South Carolina gets last laugh

[pokerfan]

Proving that there is no such thing as bad press, Miss Teen SC signs with Trump modeling agency, could make up to $25,000 a day

http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=7089279

[Aristus]

1. Trump wants to employ somebody who makes him look like a good

public speaker... B-)

[DrDan]

8. I would say there is a bit more that Trump wants . . .

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Cocaine addiction and boozy nights in Las Vegas ending in overnight jail

are right around the corner.

Get ready for more publicity, Mr. South Carolina's Dad!

[pokerfan]

3. I forgot about her poor parents!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQc6oBCuDXk

[Nevernose]

11. Holding her would be bad press

Ticket and release for the ones that look good on camera, or didn't cut their wife's head off with a butcher knife, or don't bring some other kind of "realistically bad" press.

Freak shows are fine: Warren Jeffs, OJ, Brittney, Michael Jackson, casino-owner Ted Binion, stuff that probably couldn't happen to you.

Stuff that's "realistically bad," like snorting coke off of a teen model's bosom, gets a wrist slap and as little media coverage as possible. It's in the rulebook.

[Deja Q]

4. Would be Trump, the man with a dead skunk on his head who keeps declaring bankruptcy for some reason

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5. But what will she do when they give her the address of the first job?

[Richard Steele]

6. Somehow, I suspect more laughs are on their way in years to come. nm

[idgiehkt]

7. shocking

from a beauty pageant to a modeling job...whoda thunk. :shrug:

[AlCzervik]

9. "our models are all very classy, they're all marble and guilded in 23k gold leaf"

"Very classy, guilding stiff always makes it's classy"

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. I expected money'd men to approach her after that.

You all probably did.