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Clintonista2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 05:53 PM
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Slobs of DU, UNITE!
You got a problem with the ketchup stain on my shirt? ZAP! TASER! ZAP!
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 05:56 PM
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1. I haven't showered today. Taser this!
:spank:
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 11:36 PM
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7. Update...
I did make the palace shine eventually -- But now i am real hungry and I don't want to mess up the kitchen....

See...

It's a vicious circle
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 06:16 PM
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2. Just threw an empty Dr Pepper bottle on the floor beside me.
I usually make a nice little trash run to the trash can at some point each night, but I'll not do it a minute before I'm ready.

To those neat freaks who are horrified at my slobbishness, Taser this, Biatch!!! :P
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 06:20 PM
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3. I have
clothes and "undergarments" on the floor in my
bedroom.......

I am a lounge slob!!!!!!


lost
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 06:39 PM
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6. lost-in-blob ayatola


slob slob slob

:hi:

found mess
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 06:20 PM
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4. Present and guilty
yup..I am a pig
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 06:24 PM
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5. I'm hoping
that no one dares to come to my front door and actually want in....

My daughter was bathing my chihuahua in her bathroom with the door closed... I have a pile of laundry on the couch glaring at me and daring me not to fold it... there is a pile of clothes at the bottom of the stairs that needs to go up to the laundry room and there is a Jack n the Box mess on the counter... It looks like a college frat house except without the charm.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 11:39 PM
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9. I keep my first floor presentable (only just) in case
any parishioners stop by. But no one, and I do mean NO ONE gets upstairs!!! It'd kill some of the ladies!!
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 11:43 PM
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10. Do you use a taser
to keep them from going up the stairs?
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 12:02 AM
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13. If necessary. nt
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Pushed To The Left Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 11:39 PM
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8. Checking in!! n/t
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 11:44 PM
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11. my living room is passable
or can be made so in less than 10 minutes...the bedroom on the other hand...

i am a slob and proud of it
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 11:44 PM
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12. Checking in, sir!
Edited on Wed Sep-19-07 11:46 PM by liberaltrucker
Covered in 5th wheel grease with a side of 10W40.
Slobby enough?

:smoke:

on edit: possibly tasered for smoking in an unauthorized location.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 12:22 AM
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14. I am realizing I have many lables!
I'm a bad slob. Slacker on top of that...

:D
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 05:28 AM
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15. Sanitary slob, reporting for duty!
My place is a mess, but I try to make sure the mess isn't organic in nature. :)
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 06:34 AM
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16. I have to move stuff on my desk so I can work the mouse ...
Taser that!

:hi:
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