Taking recommendations of flame wars I should start today

[LynneSin]

I'm kinda getting bored with the whole breastfeeding fried chicken in olive garden to my pitbulls who are chatting on the cell phone and being tased by John Kerry all for not having a receipt.

We need some new flame wars - any suggestions?

[Sugar Smack]

1. Spaghetti---> Should we break it or no?

Anyone who breaks spaghetti can kiss my fanny.

[LynneSin]

2. I always break my spagetti - it just is too long the way it is

so THERE!

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Then why even use spaghetti? Just use elbow macaroni.

Jesus.

:eyes:

I bet that would make for a good flame war! Especially if we include discussion on the "proper" way to make a tomato sauce for it.

[Sugar Smack]

7. Gawd help us all,

If you break spaghetti, the terrorists win!!!

[LynneSin]

12. Why do you not allow for those of us who break spagetti to live peacefully in life

only terrorist are people like you who expect everyone to cook the same way you do!

[Sugar Smack]

17. Breaking spaghetti is instant gratification,

and instant gratification leads to evil!! *shudder, shudder*

[Burma Jones]

26. FREEPER, I'm putting you on ignore

Breaking Spaghetti is like breaking up the Beatles.....YOKO

[LynneSin]

32. You need professional help and a lithium drip

for starters

[LostinVA]

27. Then, don't eat spaghetti

Jesus, you probably cut it up on the plate, too.

[LynneSin]

33. Yes I do - I don't have a stitch of Italian blood in me

Usually I make it with a jar of Ragu Garlic Tomato Sauce

[IndianaJones]

4. I had it the other night and broke it. nt.

[Sugar Smack]

20. pervert. nt.

[Gormy Cuss]

3. Euthanizing stray kittens.

[WilliamPitt]

5. Nader

Always a good decision.



;)

[LynneSin]

10. Seriously - you need to get a fricking hobby or something

:scared:

[Deep13]

8. We need to beat our children...

...preferably with blunt objects.

[LynneSin]

9. why can't I just taser them

:cry:

[NightWatcher]

15. dont beat them, put kids on leashes

kinda like a pitbull

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. How about positing "You should only have children if you can afford them"?

That should be a good one.

[BlueIris]

13. Gardasil. If that doesn't take—Howard Dean hasn't been ripped in a while.

See if you can get those flamefests off the ground.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

14. There is always

anything Hillary.

Works for me every time.

[american_typeculture]

16. Something about vegetarians, that's always good for a row.

[IndianaJones]

18. how about "screw stupid ass talk like a pirate day"? nt.

[Sugar Smack]

19. *snort*

:spray:

[Sugar Smack]

21. Disney- good or bad?

I'd need more coffee before starting in on that one.

[IndianaJones]

23. whats with the Disney hate? nt.

[Sugar Smack]

25. Oh, nothing. I just think Steamboat Willie has gotten

a little big for his britches, ya know?

[IndianaJones]

29. I suspect some underlying darkness here. nt.

[BlueIris]

22. You could try taking on the "ethics" of tobacco/alcohol consumption.

And stress "ethics" in your OP. That could go places.

[BlueIris]

24. Also, we haven't had a good "All employers SUCK ASS" flamefest in some months.

[Lil Missy]

28. How about a "Simpson was framed" thread

[VelmaD]

30. well, you and I could always...

talk about football. :)

[HamdenRice]

31. Just go to the 9/11 Dungeon forum and say you think Bush was complicit

and not just incompetent. You'll get flamed out instantly by curiously ever present defenders of the official story who will misconstrue your every assertion.

Then again as Sinclair Lewis once said "It’s difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it."