lol..I just got my first Mormon missionaries

[WindRavenX]

Hurray Utah! :D

[KitchenWitch]

1. What position did you put them in?

:evilgrin:

[WindRavenX]

4. they weren't cute enough this time

::pout::

but thank god this is like the only time of the day I'm not stoned--otherwise that might be awkward.

[Cabcere]

17. Aww, too bad.

We used to get a bunch of them coming over to our house (I'm in Virginia, but my dad was interested in learning about the religion and so he would invite them over to talk), and most of them were pretty good-looking. ;)

[Critters2]

2. I had some from Idaho recently.

Made me wonder what religion Larry Craig is. The boys didn't know.

[texas1928]

3. I prefer Baptist doggie style.

[matcom]

5. switch their name tags when they aren't looking

watch them get on each other's bikes to ride away. hilarity will ensue :D

[WindRavenX]

7. i swear there needs to be a tv show about my life in utah

these were the same kids that my fiance has had to deal with, and apparently they know that he's "ex" LDS so they REALLY wanna convert his ass badly :D

[matcom]

9. knowing what I know about a high percentage of missionaries....

you really mean "covet"

trust me

[Richardo]

6. *Another* taser thread?

:grr:

[AlCzervik]

8. their postion-"man on top get over with quick" thank you George Carlin.

[WindRavenX]

10. any other position would anger jeebus!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

11. You'd think Utah would need Mormon missionaries the least.

How'd you like to be THOSE missionaries? It's like joining the military to see the world and getting stationed in your home town.

[WindRavenX]

12. well...we *do* live in SLC

Which is only like 50% LDS.

But apparently, UT is where all the really uber good mormon kids go on their missions...weird huh?

[GOPisEvil]

13. That is odd.

My old boss was sent to North Dakota. He grew up in Texas. I guess he wasn't uber good. :D Of course he also drinks Diet Dr. Pepper.

[Momgonepostal]

16. Not necessarily

I can think of a couple of different people who from CA who were sent there, and I suspect the church wanted to keep their eyes on them.

[MonkeyFunk]

14. Did you order them online?

[FloridaJudy]

15. I think I've got a dozen living next door to me.

A whole bunch of squeaky-clean, extremely Caucasoid young men who dress in long-sleeved (in Florida?) white shirts, ties and dark pants. They all ride bicycles in pairs. If they're not Mormons, they must be on heavy tranquilizers, 'cuz these are all small apartments and they never make any noise.

I've seen them knocking on several of the neighbors doors, but they seem to give me a miss. Do you think the Tibetan prayer flags, the three foot banner of the green-skinned Goddess (in lieu of a kitchen curtain), and the dozen left-wing bumper-stickers on my car have sent the correct message? "This woman is a Lost Cause, Kevin. Stay away - it could be contagious".

[Arugula Latte]

18. This is what you tell them next time:

"I'm very interested in converting, but first I need you boys to perform a fashion show for me. Now, strip down to your Magic Undies and sashay through my foyer."

:D

[QueenOfCalifornia]

19. Where did you order them from?

Mine haven't gotten here yet.

[texanwitch]

20. I have a fenced in yard, it stays locked.

My dogs do not like Mormons.

[BreweryYardRat]

21. If I see any missionaries around, I'm just going to blow my nose on them.

Somehow, I doubt they'll keep on preaching if there are giant wads of yellow mucus on them.

The good news -- I'm not contagious any more, so they can't really do anything legally.