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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:42 AM Original message |
Things you never ever want to hear your surgeon say? |
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cobalt1999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:43 AM Response to Original message |
1. oops! |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:44 AM Response to Original message |
2. I think this is the appendix..... |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:45 AM Response to Original message |
3. (After you're sewn up) "Nurse, we're missing one scalpel..." |
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CGowen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 01:15 PM Response to Reply #3 |
33. better than not noticing it. n/t |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:46 AM Response to Original message |
4. Why do I always have extra parts when I am done? |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:46 AM Response to Original message |
5. "Man, that Ouzo got me fucked up" |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:46 AM Response to Original message |
6. There you go, Mrs. Jones, your bypass went great |
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1gobluedem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:46 AM Response to Original message |
7. Whoa, I've never seen THAT before! |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:57 AM Response to Reply #7 |
14. yep, that one or.... |
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Changenow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 04:59 PM Response to Reply #7 |
48. I was going to post that! |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:48 AM Response to Original message |
8. Boy I hope |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 11:21 AM Response to Reply #8 |
19. : |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:48 AM Response to Original message |
9. WOOHOO!!! ohiosmith made it! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:56 AM Response to Reply #9 |
13. Minor complication, they removed my left kneecap. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 11:02 AM Response to Reply #13 |
17. outstanding. |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 12:48 PM Response to Reply #9 |
29. wait wait wait |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:51 AM Response to Original message |
10. Damn! Forgot my glasses! Nurse, guide my hand.... |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
11. Eye See |
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SouthoftheBorderPaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:55 AM Response to Original message |
12. We have the capability to make the world's first |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
15. "What do you mean we're OUT of anesthetic? We're only halfway done!" |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 11:01 AM Response to Original message |
16. My doctor once said, "Huh, that's odd" during a routine pelvic exam |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 11:08 AM Response to Reply #16 |
18. Both of those sound like damned scary situations. |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 11:51 AM Response to Reply #16 |
22. Mine, too! |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 04:21 PM Response to Reply #16 |
43. I want that job. |
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driver8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 11:47 AM Response to Original message |
20. "My tee time is at 2:00, so I've got to crank this one out." |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
21. HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!! |
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Jeff In Milwaukee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 02:15 PM Response to Reply #21 |
41. I've got Skin Failure and I can't get up! |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
23. "...and then Reagan sent in the Marines to rescue the entire med school" |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 01:33 PM Response to Reply #23 |
34. awesome! |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 12:22 PM Response to Original message |
24. Good morning. This is Dr. ohiosmith. He'll be assisting me. n/t |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 12:31 PM Response to Original message |
25. It's not color-coded like the book. nt |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 12:33 PM Response to Original message |
26. I actually operate better when I'm drunk. nt |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
27. "I bet you thought you'd never see ME again, you bastard!" |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 12:42 PM Response to Original message |
28. Holy cow! This is one for the books! |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 12:49 PM Response to Original message |
30. Nurse, take off my mask, I'm going to puke! nt |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 01:05 PM Response to Original message |
31. George W. Bush is a great president. |
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Pacifist Patriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
32. Psyche dude! I get to cut for the first time. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 01:35 PM Response to Original message |
35. "You'll want to schedule an appointment with my colleague... he's the best plastic surgeon we have." |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 01:36 PM Response to Original message |
36. I had my woody for lunch |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 01:37 PM Response to Original message |
37. "So they will have to get used to wearing turtle necks... |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
38. What the hell is that! |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
39. I guess it will have to be a closed casket. nt |
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Jeff In Milwaukee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
40. Me? I graduated from Bob Jones University Medical School! |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 04:26 PM Response to Reply #40 |
46. "But it's a good thing my lawyer graduated from Regents!" nt |
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NoGOPZone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
42. "I really wish my hand would stop shaking" |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
44. My partner forgot to write "L" and "R" on the backs of my hands this morning. nt |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 04:25 PM Response to Original message |
45. Pour me one. It's five o'clock somewhere. nt |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
47. Has anyone seen my watch? eom |
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Frosty1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
49. Oops |
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Book Lover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
50. "Was that four or five... |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
51. "Hey, wanna see something really gross?" |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 06:33 PM Response to Original message |
52. "Can you hold on a few minutes? My malpractice attorney is on the line." |
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CTyankee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
53. "It was nasty" said by my surgeon after diverticulitis surgery. |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 07:53 PM Response to Original message |
54. "Damfino"........(scratches head) |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 07:54 PM Response to Original message |
55. The knee bone is connected to the ... what again? |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 08:08 PM Response to Original message |
56. Oh CRAP! |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-19-07 05:53 AM Response to Original message |
57. "Hand me the ... ah ... wait, I'll get it ... the ..." n/t |
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