Tell me about the worst condiment you have received.

[jobycom]

[KitchenWitch]

1. tartar sauce made with miracle whip

:puke:

[mainegreen]

3. Miracle whip should come with a hazard warning on it.

Big, easily visible orange hazard warning.

[XemaSab]

4. Tartar sauce period.

The stuff tastes like whale spooge. :puke:

[mainegreen]

6. Well, that's why you use it with seafood.

Duh.

[bluedigger]

15. Where can I get some of that whale spooge?

Has Anthony Bourdain tried it?

[lost-in-nj]

9. Miracle whip

no matter what.......
is gross

tarter sauce from heinz is "ok"

lost

[SPKrazy]

16. hey...

miracle whip is a "miracle"

:rofl:

;)

[rug]

2. Wasabi without warning

[GRLMGC]

5. My friend told me about this guy that he had dinner with

one time. It was with a bigger group of people and this guy had ordered a combination dinner that came with a sushi roll. One person tricked this guy into that the wasabi that came with his order was green tea ice cream. How cruel!

[rug]

10. Seriously.

This stuff should be gently explained to neophytes.

[AlCzervik]

7. Heinz salad cream.

it was disgusting.

[DS1]

8. cole slaw

put cole slaw on my plate and i'll probably want to hit you

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. Cole Slaw.

Even the words don't sound right.

'Lil Lisa Slurry sounds more edible. No loaf or slaw for me, please.

[FloridaJudy]

12. That European catsup

That comes in a tube, like toothpaste. It's just vinegar-flavored tomato paste. Miracle Whip's a close second.

Oh, and I once had a waiter bring me minced garlic when I requested horseradish. He kept insisting it was horseradish, too ("I'm afraid this is garlic". "Oh, no. It's definitely horseradish".). I finally had to appeal to the manager, who took one whiff and confirmed my assessment. I don't normally like to get the serving staff in trouble, but that waiter was insistent that he'd brought the right item, and refused to rectify the error.

[Lady Effingbroke]

13. miracle whip = satan's semen

Mayonnaise is just as vile.

:puke:

[KamaAina]

14. Mustard, with mayo a close second.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

I have long called for both to be classified as WMDs, which among other things, would mean that Eye-rack did have them after all!