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"VERY INTERESTING-" Not really.
"1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq" If it was anywhere it was in Africa, but it was not anywhere.
"2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization!" true
"3. Noah built the ark in Iraq" Noah is as mythical as Hercules or as Zeus giving birth to Athena from his head.
"4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq" Tower of Babel was also mythical. See #3.
"5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq !" See #3.
"6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq !" I don't know that Nahor was in Iraq or even if it existed at all.
"7. Ja cob met Rachel in Iraq" I'm sure a lot of Jacobs met a lot of Rachels in Iraq and elsewhere.
"8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq" *sign* See #3.
"9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel " Assyria was more extensive than just Iraq. I don't know if they conquered the Hebrews or not.
"10. Amos cried out in Iraq !" I thought he makes cookies.
"11 Babylon , which is in Iraq , destroyed Jerusalem" I don't know if that is true or not. If the source is Biblical, I will point out how often Biblical sources for history have been proven wrong.
"12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq !" Mythical. See #3.
"13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!) " So this is where we just make shit up?
"14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the 'writing on the wall' in Iraq" See #3.
15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq So is there anyone in the OT who did NOT carry the ancient Jews into captivity?
"16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq .. " No one knew what the hell he was talking about back then either.
"17. The wise men were from Iraq ." The wise men are mythical almost certainly invented after the fact to show that JC was worshipped by kings.
"18. Peter preached in Iraq .." Possibly, but I am unaware of any evidence for it.
"19. The 'Empire of Man' described in Revelation is called Babylon , which was a city in Iraq !" Which means what exactly? Empires are always of men (and women).
"And you have probably seen this one: Israel is the nation most often mentioned in the Bible." Since it was written by Israelites, I guess that is not much of a surprise. The myth of the founding of Rome mostly mentions *gasp* Rome.
"But do you know which nation is second?" Judeah?
"It is Iraq! However, that is not the name that is used in the Bible." North America was not always called that either. So what.
"The names used in the Bible are Babylon , Land of Shinar , and Mesopotamia ... The word Mesopotamia means between the two rivers, more exactly between the Tigris And Euphrates Rivers .." Wow, right there in River City!
"The name Iraq , means country with deep roots." I'm sure the writer of this chain letter is fluent in Arabic.
"Indeed Iraq is a country with deep roots and is a very significant country in the Bible." There's probably some astonishing revelation at the end of all this.
"No other nation, except Israel , has more history and prophecy associated With it than Iraq" Wait for it!
"And also, This is something to think about:Since America is typically represented by an eagle." As was Rome, Germany, Austria, Poland, Imperial France, Russia....
"Saddam should have read up on his Muslim passages ..." Well, somebody should have read to him as a child. And Barbara should not have held Bush's head underwater when he was young.
"Koran ( 9:11 ) - For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah;
And there was peace. (Note the verse number!) Hmmmmmmm?!"
What a load of crap. Saddam did not even do 9-11.
"I BETTER NOT HEAR OF ANYONE BREAKING THIS ONE OR SEE IT DELETED." Or else what?
"This is a ribbon for soldiers fighting in Iraq .." Have they run out of bandages?
"Pass it on to everyone and pray." Let's see, how do I hang an air-freshener on this? Pray for what, our own forgiveness in starting this horrible war? Mmmm. Mountain pine.
"Something good will happen to you tonight at 11:11 PM ." Yes, but it has nothing to do with you or your imaginary god.
"This is not a joke." No, sadly, I would be laughing if it was.
"Someone will either call you or will talk to you online and say that they love you." My wife usually mentions it, but not online or on the telephone.
"Do not break this chain." Let's see, how can I put this? Fuck you.
"Send this to 13 people in The next 15 minutes." See previous response.
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