CAPTION his highness

[Fenris]

"Geez, this is something. Meeting with the head honcho from Pole-land. Good people, the Pole-ish. But from what I understand, they aren't too bright. I mean, you couldn't be that smart if you put a screen door on a submarine, could you? It's a shame. Their country needs No Child Left Behind. Then they's realize that oak doors work much better on submarines."

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. HILLARIOUS (EOM)

[Fenris]

2. Thank you!

Welcome to DU!

:toast:

[jean]

3. My, my, my

Now don't he have a purdy mouth!

[Fenris]

7. *cue banjo music*

This is how Daddy met Bar!

[peekaloo]

4. Hard to tell from that accent whether he's from

the North or South Pole.

[Fenris]

6. Maybe he knows Santa!

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. I really cannot stand that nostril flare thing he's got going.

:puke:

[jean]

8. the flaring in combo with lip pursing is a new one

[wysimdnwyg]

9. Ooh, look...

He's got a booger... Oh, man, I'm gonna laugh out loud any second... Must...Not...Laugh... Come on, keep it together...

[Whitacre D_WI]

10. Beat me to it!

I knew there was a boogie joke in there somewhere!

[beyurslf]

11. Hmmm

I wonder how many of his brothers he had to get together to screw in the light bulb. Maybe I should ask. I wonder if Dick will be mad if I do.

[underpants]

12. Mmmmm Polish sausage

:spank:

[underpants]

13. I wonder if this is the pole who says I am losing to an unnamed Democrat?

Darned poles what do they know? Everyone is always talking about "The poles say this and the poles say that" what makes them so special?

[pansypoo53219]

14. hmmmm

he's got purty skin. i wonder if he has hair on his ass. and he propably has a nice fat ass.....

[cosmicdot]

15. Kwasniewski: so, when you say ""unconventional weapons"" ... are you

talking about, what, slingshots? hot oil in buckets?? bow and arrows??? spears? and, if I understand history, our name is going down with yours with this whole blood-for-oil debacle?? Yes, yes, we do want those 30 binoculars we originally supplied back.

[sister_rosa_refried]

16. Is that moco?

That's 'snot' in spanish, dears.