If aliens came to Earth and said "Take me to your leader"....

[chenGOD]

who would we take them to?

Could you imagine taking them to meet Chimpy McStumblefuck?





Personally I'd choose Sun Ra, if he were still alive.

[Kamika]

1. I'd tell them I'm the leader

I wonder what I'd get

[brainshrub]

2. I bring the alien to a Union Hall. (nt)

[KG]

3. Steve Earle

[Lars39]

4. Depends.

If they were "Mars Attacks" type aliens, I'd take them straight to bush*, then whip out the Slim Whitman after the giant *oops* moment.:)

on edit: need more :donut:

[fudge stripe cookays]

12. ACK! ACK ACK!

(Translation: "Who's this loser? Let 'im have it!")

[commander bunnypants]

5. I would show them a pile of rocks

a bale of hay, one pound of dryer lint, a stick, an iron rod.

To bad we dont have a leader bean

DDQM

[havocmom]

9. Denman, just how much dryer lint do you have stockpiled?

Stuff is highly flameable, ya know. You making fuzz bunnies of mass destruction at your place, or what? ;-)

[commander bunnypants]

11. thousands of tons of WMD's made out of lint

Hey Chimpy, you looked in the wrong place. Try the isle of DEMMAN. I will destroy the Western civilization through covert use of dryer lint.


DDQM

[Gysgt213]

6. I don't think Karl Rove would see them.

[PVnRT]

7. Remember the cover story

We're newlyweds on our way to Earth Capital...

[arwalden]

8. Jerry Falwell? The Pope? Pat Robertson? Karl Rove?

[chenGOD]

10. OK OK, UPDATE...

What if the aliens came and showed you two pictures, one of Bill Clinton and one of Kofi Annan, who would you take them to?

[terrya]

13. Dick Cheney, of course. eom

[baldguy]

14. Jon Stewart

[bobthedrummer]

15. Actually Dennis Kucinich wouldn't be too bad

in that hypothetical situation, we could do a lot worse.

[SOteric]

16. Bill Gates.

That oughta keep 'em busy for a while.

[Snow]

17. Nobody's mentioned the dalai lama?

what about desmond tutu? and were ghandhi still around, he'd be on the list.

[alfredo]

18. My wife

She'd charm them out of their spacecraft.

[slackmaster]

19. Otis Campbell of Mayberry, North Carolina

Apologies to my buddy Mojo Nixon.