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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 05:03 AM
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Local paper - classified ad... heee-heee-heee
my partner found this ad in our local paper - just had to share it with you

NEWFOUNDLOUND PUPPIES
Champion sired.
Health guaranteed. All
shits & wormed.
$1000 each........

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somebody didn't proofread... oops
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 06:24 AM
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1. Lol! That reminds me of a friend's violin recital program...
It was her Master's recital at Peabody Conservatory. At the bottom of the program there was a statement delaring, "This rectal is being given to fulfill the requirements of a Masters degree in Music Performance".

Ouch! :D
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 07:18 AM
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2. They did proofread.
They just know puppies.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 07:20 AM
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3. Sounds like my cat
I swear he loses a pound each day with what he shits out

:shrug:
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gator_in_Ontario Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 08:05 AM
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4. sometimes the spellcheck passes over such gems...
a friend once turned in a paper without proofreading. Somewhere in it was the phrase "women in the

pubic arena....should have been public, of course...
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 09:09 AM
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5. My friend actually called to inquire about the..2 BR Washing machine
:)
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zanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 09:17 AM
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6. You lost me when you got to...
Imagine where the number 36 is. Does that make me an idiot?
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 09:36 AM
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7. I am not smart enough to figure it out either,,
:shrug:,, I am just "messing with people's minds" :evilgrin:

I found it online, and thought it was interesting :)
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