So, my dog got a credit card application today.

[SeattleGirl]

Should I send it in?

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

1. Is your dog prepared to pay the bills?

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

5. No, she'd make me do it.

Lazy fop refuses to get a job!

:rofl:

[Critters2]

26. One of my cats went to seminary,

but did he ever get off his fat butt, finish his profile and get a church? No..HE wanted to be a THEOLOGIAN. Well, I got news for ya pally...Paul Tillich's Mommy didn't buy his cat chow!!

Oh, I'm sorry. What were we talkin' about?

[VLC]

2. My dogs get free tickets to the circus.

But they're not allowed in.

[SeattleGirl]

6. What a rip off!

There are animals IN the circus, so why can't there be animals AT the circus? :shrug:

[VLC]

12. The animals IN the circus are never allowed to leave!

So maybe it's a good thing that mine are not allowed in.

[SeattleGirl]

15. Good point.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Sure. But when the card comes, don't let the dog get too carried away.

You might end up with UPS trucks pulling up in front of your house unloading cases of steaks and chew toys.

[SeattleGirl]

7. LOL! No doubt about it.

She does love her steak!

[skygazer]

4. I once got one of my dogs a greyhound trainers license

in New Hampshire. Just to point out how any idiot could get one. :eyes:

[SeattleGirl]

8. You kidding me?

Holy cow!

[VLC]

13. That's brilliant!

[skygazer]

16. Not really

They didn't change the process and just threatened to fine me for fraudulently applying or some such bullshit.

[VLC]

17. Did you at least get some media or something out of it?

I still think it's brilliant. You got the corporate bully treatment, which means it had some effect.

[skygazer]

18. Nah, I worked there at the time

Yes, I was an evil greyhound trainer. :)

I went to work at a track when I was 17 and trained dogs for about 10 years. And I loved it but its such a wasteful business. The dogs are a delight but I couldn't take the sheer waste of young life. :cry:

So I got out of it and I'm glad its a dying business. All I can say about it is, if you're ever looking for a dog, consider adopting a greyhound because they are wonderful.

[Blue-Jay]

9. Why do lending institutions have your dog's name?

They didn't just pull it out of thin air, I don't think.

[SeattleGirl]

10. I have no idea.

Makes ya wonder, huh?

[China_cat]

11. my guys have their own drivers' licenses

[SeattleGirl]

14. Your pets?

:wow:

[Critters2]

25. I just got an image of the beagle behind the wheel.

Scary doesn't begin to describe it!! :yoiks:

[China_cat]

27. Yep, Jake and Elwood

http://www.mypetdmv.com/

[SeattleGirl]

28. "We got half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

:rofl:

[China_cat]

31. And we got to see the penguin.

[Wcross]

19. I cringe at the bills my dogs would run up.

10 cases of smoked pigs ears. They would probably order beef from Omaha steaks. Live rabbits every Easter at the tractor supply store.
They would have me in bankruptcy in no time. HEY! Who ordered the automatic petting robot from the sharper image darn it!

[SeattleGirl]

20. Haha!

My dog would be bad enough, but the 3 cats would gang up on here, and God knows WHAT they would order!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

21. I don't ever let the cats borrow my VISA card, or surf the 'Net unsupervised.

They would clean out the cat department at Drs. Foster & Smith. I'd be getting deliveries of cat toys and scratching posts and 55-gallon drums of fresh cream and live lobsters and catnip by the bale. My house would eventually look like this:

[SeattleGirl]

22. Cats, cats, everywhere!

:rofl:

[Wcross]

29. I've got five dogs & two cats.

I think I would have to let them ruin their credit, no way could I bail them out.

[TZ]

23. Uh oh. Check your credit card statements next month

Cause its a short step from getting an application to this:


Pet identity theft...who would ever suspect?:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

24. My oldest cat already does that!

Thinks my laptop is her own personal resting ground!

So far, though, she hasn't logged on to any credit card sites.

:rofl:

[JackBeck]

30. Reminds me of that Simpsons episode.

When Bart gets a credit card in Santa's Little Helper's name.

[MissHoneychurch]

32. Can you trust him

not to get online and buy dog treats?

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

33. Remember that episode of "Married with Children" where the Bundy dog got a card?

http://www.bundyology.com/hpg/216.html

:rofl: