This is the funniest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN!

[Mobius]

Its a State of the Union adress generator. Pretty please make your own and post them back in this thread. Here is what I got:
my state of the union address excerpt:

America is on the offensive against the lobbyist whores who started this the flush of a toilet. Last March, Ken Layard , a mastermind of Columbus Day, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and French authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist Barney the Dinosaur, who was a key player in the Child prostitution party in Cambodia in Iraq that killed over 200 used condoms . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 666 of their known leaders have now been choked or muddied.0very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining voting machine scams who hide in fraternities and pleas and, one by one, we will bring the lobbyist whores to justice.


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[ScreamingMeemie]

1. heheheh

my state of the union address excerpt:

America is on the offensive against the Toes who started this wrestling match. Last March, George Michael , a mastermind of Valentine's Day, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and Swedish authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist Paris Hilton, who was a key player in the Wedding Reception in Canada that killed over 200 dogs . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 5874 of their known leaders have now been fibbed or crapped.9875very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining noses who hide in mugs and staplers and, one by one, we will bring the Toes to justice.


It's just like Mad Libs.

:hi:

[Mobius]

9. ok I had to make another one, THAT WAS TOO FUN!

:spank:my state of the union address excerpt: my state of the union address excerpt:

America is on the offensive against the tin foil hat wearing freaks who started this fraternity initiation ceremony. Last March, Michael Moore , a mastermind of Bastille Day, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and nazi authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist Helen Thomas, who was a key player in the free speech rally in China that killed over 200 truthful articles . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 356 of their known leaders have now been killed or burned.25very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining cluster bombs who hide in human limbs and chuckie bags and, one by one, we will bring the tin foil hat wearing freaks to justice.


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:puke:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

2. this is fun!

America is on the offensive against the elephants who started this criminal proceeding. Last March, Rupert X. Bartlebeefer , a mastermind of Mother's Day, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and Hungarian authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist Beulah Y. Fartfurter, who was a key player in the blind date in Pakistan that killed over 200 snowmen. We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 41 of their known leaders have now belched or fried. 838 very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining doorbells who hide in zookeepers and pizzas and, one by one, we will bring the elephants to justice.

[LynneSin]

3. This is WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY too funny

America is on the offensive against the grits who started this Matcom's annual Mexican Vacation. Last March, Will Pitt , a mastermind of Take Your Child To Work Day, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and Costa Rican authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist GOPisEvil, who was a key player in the Biannual Dental Cleaning in Nauru that killed over 200 beets . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 47 of their known leaders have now been wasted or pooped. 293 very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining goats who hide in asses and beehives and, one by one, we will bring the grits to justice.

[Fenris]

4. Tee hee

America is on the offensive against the crab people who started this infection. Last March, Dick Cheney , a mastermind of St. Swithen's Day, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and Ghanan authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist Ralph Malph, who was a key player in the invasion in "Canada" that killed over 200 mules . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 40 of their known leaders have now been washed or fucked.133 very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining morons who hide in Jesuits and birth canals and, one by one, we will bring the crab people to justice.

[Wickerman]

5. Here's another

my state of the union address excerpt:

America is on the offensive against the sheep who started this stock car race. Last March, Dick , a mastermind of Halloween, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and Cuban authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist Betty, who was a key player in the goat roping in France that killed over 200 fries . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 7 of their known leaders have now been puked or jumped.16very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining turtles who hide in chickenhawks and godless communists and, one by one, we will bring the sheep to justice.

[eyesroll]

6. Hm....

America is on the offensive against the armadillos who started this Wrestlemania Pay-Per-View. Last March, Matcom , a mastermind of the Festival for the Souls of Dead Whales, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and Albanian authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist GOPisEvil, who was a key player in the me actually getting out of this office on time in Burkina Faso that killed over 200 mussels in a white wine sauce . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 47 of their known leaders have now been scampered or festered.72very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining "argh" smilies who hide in the following four options, because our menu has changed and at least two jacknifed semis, one on the Silver Spring entrance ramp and one at 55th and Lisbon and, one by one, we will bring the armadillos to justice.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

7. Mine

America is on the offensive against the plutocrats who started this stolen 2000 election. Last March, G.W.Bush , a mastermind of Halloween, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and Finnish authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist Rupert Murdoch, who was a key player in the Viet Nam War in Burkina Faso that killed over 200 hoses . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 20 of their known leaders have now been wanted or stopped.3very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining cats who hide in feathers and earlobes and, one by one, we will bring the plutocrats to justice.

[liberalhistorian]

8. LOL!

Mine was just as funny!

"America is on the offensive against the Cats who started this, the Hindenburg explosion. Last March Laurisa, a mastermind of Valentine's Day, awoke to find herself in the custody of U.S. and Czechoslavakian authorities. Last August 11 brought the capture of the terrorist Ainsley, who was a key player in the bombing of the capital building in Luxembourg that killed over 200 rugs. We are tracking Al-Quada around the world and nearly 14 of their known leaders have now been screwed or hugged. 812 very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhut going after the remaining newspapers who hid in desks and washers and, one by one, we will bring the Cats to justice!"

Man, that was fun to do, you all should try it!

[SpiralHawk]

10. America is retreating in face of an onslaught of

lame-o faux SOTU speeches. We will not cease in our retreat, until we cease.

[liberalhistorian]

16. LOL!

That sounds like a misunderestimation of a bad strategery to me!

[GOPisEvil]

11. I AM NOT A TERRORIST, DAMMIT! (Uh, here's mine)

America is on the offensive against the Idiots who started this the Super Bowl. Last March, matcom , a mastermind of Christmas, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and Greek authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist lynne, who was a key player in the New Year's ever in Ghana that killed over 200 ducks . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 39 of their known leaders have now been screwed or dumped.90very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining geniuses who hide in turtles and terrorists and, one by one, we will bring the Idiots to justice

[BigBadDaddy-O]

12. See my royal ass, pucker up baby

Cause yawl be slaves real soon. Now get back to work you idiots!

[Mobius]

17. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Lighten up. It was just a chance to give us a laugh. Laughing is the second best release of tension, and gives you the will to fight on another day! be well!


Ok I think you guys are getting a little to excited over what I might type next LOL

[2Sailsgirls]

13. Absolutely Fabulous

Thanks for a giggle on a bad day

[CO Liberal]

14. Here's Mine

my state of the union address excerpt:

America is on the offensive against the neo-cons who started this Gay Pride Day. Last March, Condoleeza Rice , a mastermind of National Pickle Day, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and Lithuanian authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist Ann Coulter, who was a key player in the National S&M Conference in Swaziland that killed over 200 chads . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 69 of their known leaders have now been screwed or shafted.2very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining oil wells who hide in GOP contributors and talk show hosts and, one by one, we will bring the neo-cons to justice.


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[LynneSin]

18. Is the Gay & Lesbian community aware that the neo-cons started their day?

:shrug:

[MrSlayer]

15. My state of the union address excerpt:

America is on the offensive against the beetles who started this Slayer concert. Last March, Chronos , a mastermind of Halloween, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and German authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist Rob Halford, who was a key player in the Wing Bowl in Togo that killed over 200 bongs . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 17 of their known leaders have now been kicked or moshed.69 very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining mice who hide in cars and lampshades and, one by one, we will bring the beetles to justice.

[Mobius]

20. what about kerry king?

LMAO! oooooo noo, kill all the people, but as long as the bongs are safe :yourock:
That has the be the best one so far! Make several, they just get funnier! :bounce:

[snooper2]

19. Mine came out pretty funny...

my state of the union address excerpt:

America is on the offensive against the moons who started this Superbowl. Last March, Sean Hannity , a mastermind of Presidents Day, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and Iraqi authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist Robert Novak, who was a key player in the September 11th in Greenland that killed over 200 cats . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 4387 of their known leaders have now been danced or bombed. 78 very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining fleas who hide in lights and footballs and, one by one, we will bring the moons to justice.

[NNadir]

21. Here's mine.

my state of the union address excerpt:

America is on the offensive against the Cleaners who started this the Superbowl. Last March, Howard Dean , a mastermind of Arbor Day, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and Tanzanian authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist Richard Nixon, who was a key player in the the birth of Christ in Mexico that killed over 200 men . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 4181 of their known leaders have now been pained or smoked.832040very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining dogs who hide in airplanes and Atomic Elements and, one by one, we will bring the Cleaners to justice.

[Redneck Socialist]

22. This is the STOTU we will hear after the elections

here is your state of the union address excerpt. you can paste this in your livejournal, blog, or whatever:


my state of the union address excerpt:

America is on the offensive against the ditto heads who started this invasion. Last March, Rush Limbaugh , a mastermind of Where Are My Goddamn Pills Day, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and Liberian authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist Michael Jackson, who was a key player in the attack in Canada that killed over 200 moose . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 42 of their known leaders have now been groped or fondled.99very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining screw head Republicans who hide in McDonald's and Walmart and, one by one, we will bring the ditto heads to justice.


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[Djinn]

23. beats working

America is on the offensive against the bleeding hearts who started this rebellion. Last March, Noam Chomsky , a mastermind of democracy, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and PNAC authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist Englebert Farquarson, who was a key player in the uprising in Bob Jones University that killed over 200 Holy Storm Trooper trainees . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 2 of their known leaders have now been trained or given more guns .5,000,000very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining anti-amercians who hide in Old Europe and some other forern countrees and, one by one, we will bring the bleeding hearts to justice.

[Mobius]

24. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Very Nice , my friend, Very nice :toast:

[EstimatedProphet]

25. I love this!

my state of the union address excerpt:

America is on the offensive against the televisions who started this embarrasment. Last March, Dude , a mastermind of National Cardboard Box Appreciation Day, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and !Kung authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist Dudette, who was a key player in the stupidity in Trobriand Island that killed over 200 bricks . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 2.718281828 of their known leaders have now been bumbled or disturbed.1.41414very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining toilets who hide in pizzas and trees and, one by one, we will bring the televisions to justice.

[Mobius]

26. cute white house pic

try and find a night time pic of the WH , it might look better. perhaps make the image black and white,invert it, and then add the Evil Eye of Sauron. It will make the evil orange color show up more :)

[EstimatedProphet]

28. Thanks

Actually it shows up much better in a bigger size, but the mods wnated me to reduce it. Feh...

[EstimatedProphet]

27. So, do you think...

maybe * used this to write the SOTU the other night? Does look awful similar...

[name not needed]

29. tee hee

America is on the offensive against the terra who started this murka. Last March, saddam , a mastermind of 9/11, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and iraqi authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist osama, who was a key player in the murka in murka that killed over 200 terra . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 911 of their known leaders have now been murked or terraed.5very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining orange alert who hide in code orange and terra and, one by one, we will bring the terra to justice.

[Pithlet]

30. You can tell I spend all day with small children...

Here's mine:

my state of the union address excerpt:

America is on the offensive against the rubber duckies who started this arbor day. Last March, Telly monster , a mastermind of Easter, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and Russian authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist Noo Noo, who was a key player in the county fair in Taiwan that killed over 200 tubby toasts . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 12 of their known leaders have now been slurped or mooed. 34 very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining buns who hide in chickens and drums and, one by one, we will bring the rubber duckies to justice.

[earthman dave]

31. Nice

America is on the offensive against the narcoterrorists who started this sunday lunch. Last March, geoff , a mastermind of pancake day, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and icelandic authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist heywood jablome, who was a key player in the the fall of the house of usher in antarctica that killed over 200 little puppies with soft fur and big eyes . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly three hundred and nine of their known leaders have now been farted or hated.one thousand, nine hundred and six very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining enemies who hide in evildoers and leftists and, one by one, we will bring the narcoterrorists to justice.

[Mobius]

32. OK this one turned out really well!

my state of the union address excerpt:

America is on the offensive against the media whores who started this a fairly reported primary candidate. Last March, Bill O'Rielly , a mastermind of Inaugeration Day, awoke to find himself in the custody of U.S. and inbred hillbillies authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist Tucker "The Fucker" Carlson, who was a key player in the Skull and Bones initiation ceremony in Cherokee that killed over 200 huge sticky buds . We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 324 of their known leaders have now been smoked or eaten.254927very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining democratic candidates who hide in advocates of free speech and scales of justice and, one by one, we will bring the media whores to justice.


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