The Mirror of Truth , George W Bu$h, Al Gore and Bill Clinton

[liberal N proud]

The Mirror of Truth

Bill Clinton, Al Gore & George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun.
After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all 3 decided to visit the men's room, where they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.

He said, "Welcome to the men's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature; a mirror that, if you look into it & say something truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned, if you say something false; you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The 3 men quickly entered & upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton stepped up & said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us 3." He suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.

Al Gore stepped up & said, "I think I'm the most aware of the environmental problems of us 3." In an instant, he was surrounded by piles of money to fund his next presidential campaign.

Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true, George W. Bush looked into the mirror & said,
"I think . . .," and was promptly sucked into the mirror.