well i just stabbed myself - nice going ava!

[Ava]

i was cooking dinner and stabbed myself in the side of my hand hard enough that it hit bone and starting bleeding really bad. i swear i'm just a danger to myself sometimes. :rofl:

ouch!

[SPKrazy]

1. i can have you committed if need be

:P

placed in a facility for your own safety and the safety of others..

:shrug:

jest sayin'

:rofl:


:hug: sorry you hurt yourself... :(

[Ava]

2. pfft! you just go ahead and try

me and my knife will be ready :rofl: :P

[SPKrazy]

7. now a documented threat...

and documented self admitted self injurious behavior...

now Ava...

are you having thoughts of harming yourself or others (besides me)?

are you hearing things that you aren't sure are there, or seeing things that no one else seems to see?

:shrug:

this could be serious...









:hide:

[Ava]

10. see here's the thing though Southpawkicker

nothing you've just seen or read or heard is real. you're imagining this all! it's your own little imaginary world that you've made up. in reality you are locked away in an asylum right now and just dreaming this all as we speak.

wake up! wake up!

:P :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

13. if waking up means that i won't be

lost anymore, then i don't want to wake up :P

i kind of like being a lost pev you know?

:rofl:

besides, i know that you believe that what you say is true, however i don't believe it and am going to call the local mental hospital to come and get you, file the requisite paperwork by fax to commit you and plan a trip to appear in court if needed, or hire some homeless person to go and testify!

:rofl:

[Ava]

15. better not call them if you don't want to wake up!

the men in white are your portal back to the real world! :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

17. well possibly so

but i have to think about this Ava

:evilgrin:

[Ava]

18. better think soon

the phone will ring in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1...

don't answer it!

[jobycom]

3. If you bleed to death, someone will blame the Bush family.

Just keep that in mind. :)

[Ava]

5. LOL!

:spray:

[City of Mills]

4. YEOWCH!

I did that loading a computer (a rather large server) into the back of a truck, it was hot and it sort of slid out of my grip... cut rather deep and clean through my arm, I saw things in there that I probably wasn't supposed to....*shudder* :scared:

Make sure you clean it well! Infections are no fun!

[Ava]

8. my mom(a former nurse) cleaned it up well and it's bandaged up now with medicine on it

;)

i was cutting something and had a momentary lapse of judgment and cut towards myself like an idiot.. needless to say the knife just went straight into the side of my hand. it would've hurt less had it been a cut, but it was a stab and really hurt(it was a steak knife with the ridged edges)... YEOWCH is right!

[rug]

6. You have the start of an interesting gravy.

[Ava]

9. ewwww!

good thing i'm a vegetarian :rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. Then you wouldn't have liked an apple pie I once made.

I was slicing apples into the pie crust and accidentally cut a chunk off my thumb. The thing is, I couldn't find the chunk.

:rofl: :puke: :rofl:

[Ava]

12. ugh.. i'm going to barf now

pleeeease tell me you didn't serve it :rofl: :P ;)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. Only to my ex...

:rofl:

[Ava]

16. break up pie?

:puke:

[idgiehkt]

19. ouch!

good grief. :(

I keep hurting myself this week...I actually managed to slide a sharp shard of ice under my fingernail a few days ago and cut off a chunk of skin, then I noticed a cut on another finger earlier that I don't know how it got there and about a half an hour ago I was closing the gate and got a wooden splinter jammed under my fingernail of the finger next to the one that I cut with the ice. :eyes:

Hope your hand feels better. :hug:

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

20. I've done that. Putting away dishes, there was a steak-knife in the dishrack.

And guess who brought their arm down on it?

Went about 1/2" into my elbow. Amazing thing was it didn't hurt, but I don't really do injuries well. Went into a kind of 'shock'.
:hug: