I just bit my tongue, dammit! Which brings up an important question...

[Joe Fields]

How in the hell do dogs keep from biting theirs? Some dogs have tongues that could drag the ground.

[KitchenWitch]

1. I just got over a week of biting my tongue

Oh wait, you did not want to hear about the saga of my houseguests did you?

[Joe Fields]

2. OMG, you poor woman! And your poor tongue!

:spray:

[driver8]

3. I almost bit my tongue in half when I was five.

I was at swimming lessons and I was climbing up a ladder out of the pool. The kid behind me grabbed my leg and tried to pull me back in. Both of my legs slipped, and I came down chin first onto the ladder, and bit my tongue. I had to have stitches and spend a few nights in the hospital because the stitches kept coming out. I still have a huge gash in my tongue.

One more thing...there is a lot of blood in your tongue!! When I bit my tongue, there was blood everywhere!

[Joe Fields]

4. I was in a car accident once with my brother, and he almost bit

his tongue in half, and yes, blood WAS everywhere.