Google Meme Game

[GoddessOfGuinness]

Got this idea from here: http://snailstales.blogspot.com/search?updated-min=2007-01-01T00%3A00%3A00-05%3A00&updated-max=2008-01-01T00%3A00%3A00-05%3A00&max-results=50
Plug your first name and the following verbs into Google, and copy the best five "answers" Google returns.

Brenda needs...
a makeover.
her own show!
HUGS RIGHT NOW!
to stabilize those emotions with a little Zoloft or something.
the uplifting support of her wacky Village pals.

Brenda is...
a young girl who lives in a ghetto and obviously has little hope in life.
a very welcome site to travelers along Hwy 60.
going to eat you.
the mother of 14 children.
the main collection of enzyme functional data available to the scientific community.

Brenda likes...
to share the fruits of her garden with her neighbors
Big Boulders.
Burger Bubba.
the guys who can't run away from her.
everyone!!

Brenda wants...
assurance that she won't get shot and die.
equal pay for equal work.
to share an apple pie with Susan.
a LAAAAH-TAAAAAY.
to study marine biology because of her fascination for the ocean.

Brenda gets...
robbed at the Peach Pit and has post-traumatic stress
to turn the tables and take the Christian family to an atheist meeting.
Whaley to admit that he poisoned them so he could keep things on schedule.
deflowered by Dylan in a hotel room after the prom.
a hug from Red Sox mascot Wally the Green Monster.

Brenda says...
the procedure involves a liquidy product that changes the bonds in the hair.
her love for acting came from having to make her own fun as a kid.
"I feel that hospitality sales in an academic setting is invigorating!"
"I looked around and thought what a shame it was that 'real' bookstores were getting lost in the shuffle."
"Would you like to feel a real brain?"

Brenda has...
now become a passionate crusader, a mom on a mission to stop school bullying.
an extraordinary talent with her jumprope, which she calls "Ropey".
premiered many works of new music and performs frequently as a soloist.
always been full of surprises.
a way of changing things for the better.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. Ok

I need...
A Particular Approach
Help In Matters of Seduction
to hit the weights?
to be flying high
to get out more

I am...
a legendary fictional libertine
a long, digressive satiric poem
founded in 1521
the largest city in Puerto Rico
a graceless brigand of hearts

I like...
titties and ass (I didn't need Google to know THAT one)
éS shoes
to play less demanding board games
María
the chair

I want...
to give my women the knowledge that they are desirable and lovable
to emphasize the love and mercy of the God of the New Testament
to be a politician or a star
You!
to work quickly and efficiently but not get stuck doing everything

I get...
my groove back
a second wave
in an accident
into a fight with the other driver
an "F"

I say...
"the only recording i have of the quartets, but more than enough"
"my favourite old-school recording of the Suites"
"You have to have both forms. of U2AF for that to happen, which means..."
El tema fue cambiado
"Yippie Ka-Yay MaFa."

I have...
been at the plate in so many situations where I could put the game away with a little old base hit
a more humorous, satirical bent
ISSUED AN URBAN AND SMALL STREAM FLOOD ADVISORY
paid the bills
rights to 24200 acre-feet per year

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. You graceless brigand of hearts, you!

:rofl:

[The Straight Story]

2. I need a spanking according to google....

TODD NEEDS A SPANKING | Bitchapalooza!

Todd slowly breaths in and then out, though his chest does not move. "It took a long time before I could even begin to understand what part of me needs this ...
www.bitchapalooza.com/?q=node/102 - 26k - Cached - Similar pages - Note this

No time for the other ones as I am working on reading some senate sites, will check em out later though - cool thread.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. You said it...

:spank::rofl:

[mzteris]

5. fun(ny)

Teri needs. . .
- to be saved from her own damn self.
- fixing.
- to quit playing with her readers or she won't have very many left.
- to get over herself.
- a gawky, baldheaded loser with red and grey boxer shorts.

Teri is . . .
- not responsible for the privacy practices.
- a good standby.
- doing well.
- very deserving of this honor.
- a dynamic and flexible research organization with a global vision and a local focus.

Teri likes . . .
- to talk.
- to rock, apparently.
- local preference criteria.
- good wine.
- the view.

Teri wants. . .
- to know their demands.
- to cut through the crap.
- $10 mn to pose Nude for Playboy.
- star treatment.
- to find someone who really loves her.


Teri gets . . .
- The Down Low On The Brazilian Butt Lift From Dr. Frank.
- into a catfight .
- oil companies together to evolve LPG and Kerosene subsidy solution.
- a phone call from a guy.
- to sit on Santa's knee!


Teri says . . .
- "For those days when spending time in the kitchen is your last choice"
- "Interesting, especially with what's going on in today's world"
- the resulting beauty is "still just stuff,"
- she had just $35 a week for food, was rolling coins for grocery money.
- You find one thing and you want to get more of it

Teri has . . .
- Top-Secret Summit with Former President Bush.
- recorded her original music compositions.
- been a multi-million dollar producer.
- an international reputation.
- never left any stone unturned.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. Calling all gawky, baldheaded losers with red and grey boxer shorts!!!

:rofl:

[mzteris]

7. I think I already

met that guy.


Sure you have to go and focus on the negative ones...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. But of course, my dear!

The negative ones are the most fun! :)

[TOhioLiberal]

8. Hey...

TOL needs...
...to grow up!
...a lobotomy fund
...a new job
...a man
...a hug

TOL is...
...alive!
...is not happy.
...very attractive.
...gooder at grammar than you.
...an angel.

TOL likes
...cereal.
...to stare at other peoples dogs.
...to communicate via email.
...sex with men. (gasp!)
...like to spend time with her family.

TOL wants...
...some pictures.
...Bill's body. (okay, who is Bill?)
...the truth.
...to know what Eve is doing out of the hospital.
...share findings internally.

TOL gets...
...the job.
...a custom built choker/nipple necklace. :woohoo:
...all serious on us.
...pointers on making jello shots.
...a surprise.

TOL says...
...are you ready for some football?
...we all form attachments, except in the most extreme cases, and those attachments shape how we'll relate to others later in life.
...she would not have succeeded without “lots of financial aid and lots of encouragement,”
...“We had sold more than ever, but there was no money in the bank.”

TOL has...
...moved!
...cabin fever.
...two numbers how does she make a number pattern?
...worked with groups of all sizes.
...a terrific background.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. Yikes!

I'm not sure what a choker/nipple necklace is; but it sounds painful! :scared:

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. This is highly disturibing...

Kate needs..
A Shave
a cocktail!
Your Help
A Date
A Priest
(and sadly, most of those are true. :silly:)


Kate is..
anorexic (haha no)
50
dying
Privately Practicing Walking Down The Aisle (goes nicely with my needing a date! :rofl:)
Filing for Divorce (that didn't last long!)

Kate likes..
to dance
to-blog
root beer too much
matt from rising vacancy!! (maybe, if I knew who he was...)
Top hats

Kate wants..
Cheryl's boobs
a transsexual
to race again
to be a singer?
to know "How are you saving the earth?"

Kate gets..
in shape for record-breaking dragon boat race
her period ...
Engaged (I swear to the FSM I am not picking out the wedding things!)
her party on
An acting gig

Kate says...
When you think things are so good that can’t get any better, they have to.
bite me
This game rocks! i totally great rpg for your collection.
I'm not sure at the moment, i think stitching leggings and i have a few songs that have never been recorded and some new ones!
Great read for the bathtub; haunting, complex, excellently written.

Kate has...
been home 4 months today!
a hard time handling large files ...
Words' With William's Wild Guy Pal
More Than Just The Body Of Christ
a hoof!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. And what did William's Wild Guy Pal have to say for himself?

:rofl:

[sasquatch]

13. The onbly thing you need is........

:spank:
:D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. tweaking for kicks