Wanna see an 8" boner?

[TXlib]

(C'mon, what were you expecting? No sex threads!)

:evilgrin:

[BigDaddyLove]

1. Now THAT's what I call a boner!!!!!!!!!!!

.

[GOPisEvil]

2. I knew it...I knew it...and yet I still clicked...

:dunce:

[ajacobson]

4. me too

lemmings ====> cliff

:-)

[pink_poodle]

5. Yeah, I jumped off too. Thanks for the grin! -nm

:

[Kellanved]

3. Zwilling Solingen

excellent choice. ;-)

[BiggJawn]

27. Twinnworks rocks!

Wonderful steel!

[WillParkinson]

6. Oh, please...

I've seen bigger.

[LynneSin]

7. Just don't put your boner near my big jugs

[Cassandra]

8. That's what I cut my finger on...

2 days ago. I actually made a flat slice, so I didn't go to get stitches...there was really nothing to stitch together. WOW, that hurt!

[TXlib]

9. That's what cutting boards are for.

[Cassandra]

20. I was wiping the blade off

A REALLY bad idea that I hope I never repeat.

[Lostmessage]

10. Damn

I was looking for something else.

[SOteric]

11. Flexible or semi-flexible?

[TXlib]

15. Whichever works better for you...

[SOteric]

19. Puh-shaw.

Only a boner-dilettante would say such a thing.

[TXlib]

21. I think you have boner envy.

[SOteric]

22. Why should I?

I have 4 bigger and better boners in my kitchen drawer than the flimsy little example you've posted in your gif.

[TXlib]

23. Uh, we *are* talking about knives, right?

:evilgrin:

[SOteric]

24. What else...?

[TXlib]

25. So, you're a master chef?

Not to mention a master debater...

Oh, I'm bad!

[SOteric]

32. That's a bit like implying you hold the Lucasian Chair

just because you've got a degree in Physics.

I'm a certified Sous Chef. Not even in the same realm as a MasterChef. But hey, - thanks for the promotion.

[TXlib]

33. Cool.

So, when you come to Houston, will you cook for me & KCDem?

[SOteric]

34. Probably.

[TXlib]

37. Neato.

[GOPisEvil]

35. She already escaped Houston.

Why would she return freely?

:7

[TXlib]

36. Why, to see me and KCDem.

And, IIRC, a spanking was promised...

[GOPisEvil]

38. How silly of me.

Of COURSE seeing you and KCDem is worth the trip to Houston. That's why I'm going back (Feb. 7th, 8:00pm. See? I read!).

Spankings? Uh, I might have to defer to the ladies on that one.

[SOteric]

39. Not to worry.

Tex gets the spanking. You get an extra helping of baklava.

[VelmaD]

40. *raises hand*

Umm...can I have a little of both? ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

41. Dessert AND a floor show?

How do I rate such generosity?

Mmmmmm...baklava...

[TXlib]

42. Yeah, you owe me bigtime after I warped your quiz

[VelmaD]

12. Sometimes I think you post these things...

just so I'll respond. :P

[SOteric]

14. I was going to suggest

that maybe he's just a tease.

:spank:

[VelmaD]

17. Hell, I know for a fact...

he's just a tease. ;-)

[TXlib]

26. Oooh! A spanking! A spanking!

How about:

[VelmaD]

28. I keep telling you...

ask nicely for your birthday. :evilgrin:

[Mr_Mxyztplk]

13. Wow, I only have a 6 inch boner.

:-(

But I have 2 of them.

[TXlib]

16. Freak!

[Edge]

18. I have a 12" boner.

Gotta have a big one when you're fishing here in Minnesota. :D :D :D

[populistmom]

29. Never seen one before!

Nice boner. Hee-hee. :D

[Archae]

30. Keep it away from my pussy!

In fact, keep it away from BOTH of my pussies!

(My cats) :evilgrin:

[TXlib]

31. Warning: Keep out of children.

http://rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml

[Moderator]

43. Locking this

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