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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 11:37 AM
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Which men's restroom will Senator Craig find Jesus in [sic]?
Edited on Tue Aug-28-07 11:37 AM by originalpckelly
"Psst..."

(Foot taps on floor, hand of older gentleman passes under stall wall three times.)

"Is your name Jesus?"

"It can be for $200."
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 11:38 AM
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1. LOL!
On my blog this morning I asked the question, "How long will it take for Craig to find Jesus?" It is the predictable next move, isn't it? !
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 11:39 AM
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2. Buy this book and find Jesus:
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 11:40 AM
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3. it is about time
it is the new fad, everyone is doing it.
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 12:04 PM
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4. I've been having sex with a Rottweiler
I don't think Jesus will return my calls...
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 03:14 PM
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5. He has a real high opinion of himself, thinks he's the son of God.
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 03:58 PM
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6. Really funny cartoon...
If I could find it, I'd post it. But it's really old.

Shows Jesus dragging the cross up the hill. And there in the crowd by the roadside is some guy waving and yelling, "Yoo hoo, Jesus! Remember me?!"

You'd have to actually see the cartoon to appreciate it. Presentation is everything.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 04:40 PM
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7. Find Jesus? I didn't know he was missing.
:shrug:
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