Where's Jesus? From Michael Vick and Jerry Falwell. Now you too can find Jesus!

[originalpckelly]

"Hey Mom, I just found Jesus at a camping site and in a sports stadium!"

"Son, has Father Maloney been diddling you again?"

"No, Mom, I found Jesus in this book I just got the other day!"

"Why son, that's wonderful, you're finally reading the Bible aren't you?"

"No, Mom, I'm reading Where's Jesus?"

[KitchenWitch]

1. That rocks!

:rofl:

[originalpckelly]

2. I hear Jerry Falwell made a bunch of these books right before he croaked!

Children everywhere will be able to enjoy the miracle of finding Jesus for years to come!

[originalpckelly]

3. No one else wants to partake in the joy of finding Jesus?

[orleans]

4. jesus is on the lips of everyone who is fucking up

"but now that i've found jesus..."

[originalpckelly]

7. How long until Larry Craig finds Jesus in a men's bathroom?

"Psst..."

(Foot taps on floor, hand of older gentleman passes under stall wall.)

"Is your name Jesus?"

"It can be for $200."

[orleans]

9. that's hysterical!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ashling]

5. The only thing better than finding Jesus

is finding Jesus in re-hab. Makes up for a multitude of sins.
:evilgrin:

[originalpckelly]

6. AHAHAHA!

:rofl:

[originalpckelly]

8. Buy Where's Jesus while supplies last!

:P

[Initech]

10. Even funnier would be: Where's Jeebus? (Homer Simpson approved)