Miss Teen South Carolina!! Way To REPRESENT! (video)

[matcom]

:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZABeQ5vkpXM

[MonkeyFunk]

1. LOL

Wow... when did Jessica Simpson enter a beauty pageant?

[meegbear]

2. ...

:spray:

And she wants to goto college to become a veterinarian, because she loves working with children.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Nuh uh, veterinarians only eat vegetables. Just ask her.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I was in a wedding once.

The best man was so wasted, that his toast sounded like a bunch of random words.

Everyone just looked at each other and said :wtf:

This video was worse than that.

[XemaSab]

26. Was W the best man?

http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/318

[Vidar]

5. Another fine blither, or would blather be more appropriate?

[RubyDuby in GA]

6. Well bless her heart. Isn't she special?

And if you speak southern, you know exactly what I'm saying.

If you don't, it roughly translates to what an idiot. Is she mentally retarded?

[CottonBear]

7. It's a good thing she's good lookin', 'cause she's beyond stupid.

She's special alright. :eyes:

[Juneboarder]

12. Well...

Isn't that nice... :)

[sasquatch]

19. I speak "No good yankee sunuvabitch" (Wildhorses words not mine)

And as we say, "That is to stupidity, what steriods is to Barry Bonds".
:hide:(hides from wildhorses)

[TommyO]

25. I'm from the north, but have friends in Georgia

I've picked up a smattering of southern, and an appreciation for some good sweet tea.

[idgiehkt]

8. this might be her big break

I counted last night and between all the videos she had about 2 million views...wow.

Another youtube star is born. :eyes:

[RubyDuby in GA]

9. Actually the hubby and I see a bright future for her as an anchorwoman on FAUX News

I could totally see it...

[MissMillie]

10. she is headed for punditry on Fox News

for sure

[carly denise pt deux]

11. she will end up marrying some rich exec

probably be the president of their future children's private school PTA :0

[matcom]

13. kick

because stereotypes are FUNNY!

:rofl:





















:hide:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. Did she win?

Ah well. She has a lovely smile.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

15. That is a goddamn thing of beauty!

:rofl:

[matcom]

16. if MAPS are outlawed, only OUTLAWS will have maps!

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

27. I said just exactly that last week

but I seem to recall the words "ass-crack smilies" in place of maps. :hide:

[sasquatch]

17. Boy are you late to the party!

This is so yesterday.
:eyes:
Too busy trying to corrupt teenmidlo to check in on the lounge?
:D

[matcom]

18. "Trying"????11

girl is drinking me out of wine coolers!

x(

[sasquatch]

21. You should send Midlo this thread

I'm telling you, you need to go to your local Aldi and stock up on Bartles and James. It's like $4 a four pack.

[matcom]

23. wow REALLY?

so for around $40 I could keep her 'entertained' for a whole HOUR?

:think:

[sasquatch]

24. Yep, you get'em Big Guy

:popcorn:
I'll catch you on the matcom news too.
:D

[YDogg]

20. sweet jesus

what a dolt

[nini]

22. LOL the host looks like he wanted to laugh in her face

.

[idgiehkt]

29. you can tell he is barely keeping it in

up until that point he was probably bored to death. :)

[JTG of the PRB]

28. Oh. My. God. It hurts! IT HURTS!!!!

My brain... I... I can't... I just can't even BEGIN to think what the HELL she was trying to say!

:banghead: Make it stop... :banghead: MAKE IT STOP!!!!

[Deja Q]

30. Did she win the competition?