"Have a Jesus filled day"

[Lil Missy]

That's what I heard on a voice mail message today. And this was not a residence, it was a business!

All I have to say is ..... :eyes:

[Robeson]

1. Agreed.

[ruiner4u]

2. just remember...

[neoteric lefty]

16. omg

I just about spit a mouthful of diet cherry pepsi all over my laptop screen. Thanks for the laugh.

[TommyO]

17. Oh, I am going to hell for laughing at this!

[JackBeck]

3. I can't believe you just posted this.

I was just on my elevator coming back from a smoke downstairs and was about to post about how each time I pass the security guard she always tells me to "Have a blessed day/night".

[Lil Missy]

10. Interesting you should mention that.

One of our clients listened in to our calls today at work and heard one rep say "Have a Blessed Day". We had an entire group meeting today admonishing the entire office not to say that.

Then I get this message machine at a business tonight telling me to "Have a Jesus Filled Day"

I am just imagining some idiot (Bush supporter no doubt), being told that she cannot say "Have a Blessed Day", so this moran decides to say "Jesus Filled" instead.

I'd bet my mortgage she is a bush worshiper.

[Mojambo]

23. I'd prefer a Jesus filled donut, but whatever. n/t

[FloridaJudy]

4. "Have a blessed day"

Seems to be a common way of saying goodbye here in the South. I've learned to live with it. But that one? That is *way* creepy.

[SeattleGirl]

5. A Jesus filled day?

My twisted mind just had a twisted thought.....

[Lil Missy]

12. ......

:spank:

[skygazer]

6. I can't have a jesus-filled day

I haven't found jesus yet. :cry:

(poor guy - I wonder how long he's been missing...)

[ruiner4u]

7. hes still trying to get bus fare outta French Lick, IN...

so in the meantime, heres a dancing jesus...

[Dukkha]

8. sounds like a curse

when you hurt yourself or screw up you often say "Aw, Jesus Christ!" so they want you to have a bad day!

seriously that's one business that wouldn't get my money.

[Haole Girl]

9. Did you tell them to have a ....

...jelly filled day?


:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. What kind of business? (n/t)

[Lil Missy]

13. Deceased Account Recovery Specialist

In other words, a bill collector. :hide:

[skygazer]

15. Jesus

[Lil Missy]

18. ROTFL!

And may God be with you too. :rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. As if Jesus was Twinkie filling...

Poor Jesus.

[elshiva]

19. Did you have a Jesus filled day?

:shrug:

[volstork]

20. Is that like

"cream-filled"?

[Taverner]

21. I'd rather have a Mithras filled day thank you :)

Even tho they are one and the same

[DainBramaged]

22. How 'bout a pain free day.

[elshiva]

24. A pain free day is better. I would prefer if people wished a pain free day.

Jesus is in every day (if you are a Christian and I am) you believe He is everywhere. Better to have a pain free day, because most days are painful. :hi:

[elshiva]

25. "Have an oxygen filled day"

[The Inquisitive]

28. that's my priority

[FloridaJudy]

26. Snort

I'm going to have to start responding to people who say "Have a blessed day" to me (why not? Doesn't say who's doing the blessing - could be Krishna or the Great Triple Goddess, though I suspect it's not) with "And have a Celestial one yourself!"

[Lil Missy]

29. Just say, "Praise Allah"

[sasquatch]

27. Could I have a custard filled one instead

[sakabatou]

30. All hail JENOVA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3mpN5gg1E8

[SPKrazy]

31. have a blessed day

is usually what i hear on a voicemail at a business

a "jesus filled day"

:wtf: is that?

a "jesus filled donut" :rofl:

:eyes: that is a bizarre one...

[Ghost in the Machine]

32. Good ole Jesus... he can hang with the best of them!

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