Poultry foot-binding notwithstanding

[Orrex]

Wendy's has gone totally into the shitter since Dave Thomas died.

Service times have greatly increased, store cleanliness is diminished, and they've abandoned good, recurring specials (Monterrey Ranch Chicken, etc.) in favor of bacon-and-beef-and-bacon monsrosities.

Someone should resurrect Dave and sic his undead ass on whoever's killing his baby.

[DS1]

1. Yep

Wendy's blows now. It takes forever, and they manage to fuck it up anyway.

[Orrex]

2. Their service times used to be like fifteen seconds

Now you're lucky if you get it in under three minutes.

Where are you, Dave, when we need you most?

[underpants]

3. There is one in downtown Richmond where you never wait more than a minute

I'm just saying.

[Orrex]

4. You heard it here first!

The Wendy's in Richmond has summoned up Dave Thomas from beyond the crave and set him to labor tirelessly in the crafting of 30-second service times.

Fight on, zombie burger-flipper, fight on!