WOOT disses Karl Rove

[Greyskye]

Anyone here familiar with www.woot.com? They offer 1 item for sale starting at midnight every night (Eastern Time). When it is gone, that's it until the next night. Today's offering is a 2 pack of atomic clocks. They always do an amusing product description, before getting to the actual details of the item being sold. Here is the one for today:

Two O’Clocks

KR’s retirement to-do list:

* Catch up on all the Rachael Ray on my TiVo
* Remind Nancy & Harry about the compromising videos in my vault
* Write speech for hi-$$$ corporate gig: “Nefarious Mastermindery For Fun And Profit”
* Re-grout bathtub
* Get Nickelback tickets
* Spend more time with family
* Study flash cards to remember family’s names
* Lunch with Scooter
* Dinner with Scooter
* Drinks with Scooter
* Restraining order against Scooter
* Have Skeletor costume dry-cleaned
* Prepare syllabus for my Advanced Character Defamation course at the community college
* Wax thighs
* Apply for vanity plate: TRDBLSSM :rofl:
* Pick up pair of La Crosse Atomic Clocks for underground bunker

[Greyskye]

1. should'a put something about sexy boobies in my subject i guess

:evilgrin:

c'mon, Turd Blossom for a vanity plate is hysterical! :D