The last words the minister will speak at Jenna Bush's wedding

[jmowreader]

"Mr. President, you can put the shotgun down now."

[sasquatch]

1. I'm just visulizing the reception

It's somewhat simular to that from the movie the Godfather, except way more sinister. GWB in his "office" doing lines of coke. Fascist goons beating up reporters and slapping around "uppity" women. Neil Bush having his way with asian sex slaves in the basement. GWB then showing his SIL, the Bin Laden family & associates his Grandpa Prescott's "Gold Teeth Collection" from the 30's & 40's.

[idgiehkt]

2. lol. she'd have an abortion so fast it would make your head spin

just like W's old girlfriend did. At least it's legal now.

[BlueIris]

3. Somehow I...don't think she's pregnant.

I've been looking at the photos that are circulating as she is missing the facial swelling, the swelling in the breast tissue and the swlling in the wrists/hands, which accompanies a pregnancy advanced enough to "show." And please, before the hundreds of you who have had dozens of kids flame me with, "Well I didn't swell until week 39!!!" I know that some women swell a lot less than others, or only experience the swelling later in the second trimester. But to me, Jenna Bush simply doesn't have the "look" of pregnancy, the "glow" (ie; sweaty, swollen, bloated aura of gestating another human being).