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commander bunnypants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 09:28 AM Original message |
How does one kill an office mate without getting in trouble? |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 09:29 AM Response to Original message |
1. plant the stolen copper wires in her desk |
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RubyDuby in GA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 09:33 AM Response to Original message |
2. You make sure that you start a rivalry between the one you hate and another one you completely disli |
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Dragonbreathp9d (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 09:34 AM Response to Original message |
3. dont let them find the body |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 07:32 PM Response to Reply #3 |
25. I was informed by a redneck friend of mine at my last job |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 09:40 AM Response to Original message |
4. By not getting caught. |
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billyoc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 09:42 AM Response to Original message |
5. Push them down the stairs. |
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kay1864 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 09:43 AM Response to Original message |
6. Is this the redhead co-worker in high heels? |
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commander bunnypants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 10:32 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. nah |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
8. Report her to Homeland Security |
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Dragonbreathp9d (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 01:19 PM Response to Reply #8 |
14. We have a winner! |
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Metta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 11:10 AM Response to Original message |
9. Surrender the whole thing up to your favorite deity and saints to take care of. |
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hippywife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 03:40 PM Response to Reply #9 |
17. As usual, Metta.. |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 11:14 AM Response to Original message |
10. Place a nuclear warhead in her filing cabinet |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 11:15 AM Response to Original message |
11. Go back in time and prevent her grandparents from meeting |
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RedStateShame (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 11:17 AM Response to Original message |
12. Claim self-defense |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 11:18 AM Response to Original message |
13. Make it look like an accident. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 01:19 PM Response to Original message |
15. Become the CEO and relax the safety rules. |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 02:08 PM Response to Original message |
16. Well, you can't kill her NOW... |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 04:41 PM Response to Reply #16 |
22. This is true. It's why I can't burn my church down |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 04:06 PM Response to Original message |
18. Invite her into a dank catacomb for a glass of sherry |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 04:07 PM Response to Original message |
19. Do you think you can make a case for justifiable homicide? |
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conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
20. Ask someone in the gardening group. |
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philosophie_en_rose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
21. Kill her with kindness, of course. |
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LoveMyCali (694 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
23. Just kill her |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
24. Go buy a fembot. I gather Dr. Franklin has a few up for grabs in his garage sale... |
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QMPMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 07:38 PM Response to Original message |
26. I desperately needed that information at this time last year. |
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Wcross (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 07:50 PM Response to Original message |
27. Don't talk to ANYBODY about it before or after the fact. |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 09:34 PM Response to Original message |
28. Rig a small clear tube from her car's exhaust pipe to one of the back windows. |
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MorningGlow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-17-07 09:39 PM Response to Original message |
29. Invite her up on the roof |
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