The official "How long will the Bush-Hager marriage last" DU poll

[LynneSin]

If you don't know already Jenna Bush is now engaged to Henry Hager, who happens to be a former aide of Karl Rove plus the son of some repuke bigwig in Virginia.

Post your bets here of how long this marriage will last.

Here's a picture of the happy couple:


A picture of Jenna Bush with the Joker from batman

[Arugula Latte]

1. Other -- Until the groom is caught being serviced by Jeff Gannon

:D

[LynneSin]

2. He'll do a David Vitter and say "God Forgave me so it's ok" routine

or perhaps a Ted Haggard where he goes to rehab to "Pray Away the Gay"

[Arugula Latte]

3. I predict a miraculous cure!

Praise Jebus in advance! :woohoo:

[Momgonepostal]

4. I put other because...

I think they will stay married forever, but not necessarily "happily." When things start to go south, they'll turn to harder booze and stronger medications, just like her parents. Because, of course, it's better to be together and miserable than
d-i-v-o-r-c-e-d when you're republican quasi-royalty.

[bamacrat]

5. Jenna sure does have small teeth, and Laura looks Botoxed to hell and back.