What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?

[plcdude]

you first.

[HEyHEY]

1. Does shaving my balls count?

[plcdude]

3. It's all in

eye of the beholder.

[ohiosmith]

19. It's all in the eye of the ballholder.

[LaraMN]

4. I shaved someone else's.

That was decidedly un-sexy.

[plcdude]

8. I can

understand that.

[Debi]

29. TTIWWOP!

:evilgrin:

[plcdude]

32. exactly

so I took one for you of matcom http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:51by9hh8GsEUHM:http://web.syr.edu/~bdpike

[Debi]

37. Although I appreciate that pic - I'm sure it doesn't do HeyHey's

nekkid naughty bits justice :P

[HEyHEY]

50. I'll graciously accept THAT compliment!

[Parche]

2. Thing

Pulled out just in time...........:hi:

[plcdude]

6. are you

sure?

[Parche]

28. Sure

I dont have any offspring that I know of.............................:shrug:

[DS1]

5. Your mother

[plcdude]

9. how lucky

you don't know you are.

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. It would so lock your thread.

IBTL anyway.

[plcdude]

11. you never

know until you try.

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. Okay.

There was...and then...I did...and she...there was...

And I'm not even going to mention the contortionists.

[plcdude]

18. see

that wasn't so bad

[Fire Walk With Me]

23. Even "Letters to Penthouse" won't publish my extraordinary stylings.

[HEyHEY]

10. Left a tip!

[plcdude]

13. a tip

of what?

[HEyHEY]

14. Fucking leprosy

[ronnykmarshall]

12. Gave him cab money.

[LaraMN]

20. To or from?

That alters the context significantly.
Well, a little bit.

:P

[ronnykmarshall]

22. From ...

It was raining didn't what what's his name to catch cold.

[LaraMN]

24. Ohhh!

You ARE the sweetness!
:loveya:
:rofl:

[plcdude]

25. both

of course

[Omphaloskepsis]

15. Not the sexiest, but what was voted the most sweet...

My GF was really sick and I rubbed her back all night and brought her apple juice whenever she needed it to soothe her throat. Just cuddles, no sex stuff.

She later revealed to me that this was her favorite moment that we had ever spent together. And we had dated for a couple of years.

[HEyHEY]

16. See, ya wasted all that money on lube and eggplants for nothing

[ThomCat]

21. Played the part of a nude art school model in a stage play.

Got up there naked every night on stage in front of a crowd of people.

I got quite a bit of feedback from that. :P

[LaraMN]

26. Apparently, run around in his tank top and my undies.

Somehow that seemed to be more compelling than all the lingerie in my closet...

:shrug:

Men are weird.

[ThomCat]

46. I've always thought that lingerie is way overrated.

There's something very sexy about people in simple underwear, men and women. :)

[SarahB]

27. Held it in as not to spoil the mood.

BTW, that was my incredibly prolific 15,000th post. :eyes:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

30. Congrats!

:toast:
On the post, I mean...

[Guava Jelly]

31. congrats!!

:toast: on your milestone

[Debi]

35. That's a keeper!

:party:

Congratulations!!

[DU GrovelBot]

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[Debi]

38. Grovelbot - YOU PEV! n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

34. Sneaked in

before the lock. :evilgrin:

[idgiehkt]

36. I've heard stories

I don't remember any of it. :(

[lost-in-nj]

39. lets just say

there was champagne and a hot tub
included in the moment......

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

lost

[TrogL]

40. Forest, picnic table, lots of critters watching

[Wetzelbill]

41. passed out on top of her.

[skygazer]

42. It involved a trench coat and high heels

And not much else. :evilgrin:

[billyoc]

43. Rode my Harley to a woman's house naked.

AND brought coffee with me!


(smiling and 0wning...)

[Merrick]

44. Made love to the floor while

watching Days of Our Lives

[Vektor]

45. I made a daring post about Grovelbot's penis.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6835862

Scintillating!

[ThomCat]

47. Um...

That's more disturbing than sexy.

But disturbing in a good loungy kind of way. :)

[MilesColtrane]

48. Sending a dozen roses and a heartfelt poem to a girl 8 years my junior.

Maybe it wasn't bow-chikka-bow-wow sexy but it almost got me chance with her even though she was in a very commited relationship at the time.

The problem with wearing your heart on your sleeve is that there's easier access for stompage.

...........

[Haole Girl]

49. It was a week on The Big Island....

... and I think chocolate covered Peaberry coffee

had something to do with it. lol!

[ruiner4u]

51. i did a strip tease to "i touch myself" for my ex...

[unsavedtrash]

52. delete

never mind
:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

53. I really don't think I should get your thread locked.

:evilgrin: :hi:

[plcdude]

55. It has had

a good run so go ahead.

[Dragonbreathp9d]

54. In what way?

I performed a play infront of 2300 people, got the only two laughs of the show (it was a serious one). I looked pretty spiffy too.

Or pretending to be all shy (ok, so maybe I just had to work up the courage) before unexpectedly pouncing and kissing someone, which made her knees go all wobbly.

PRobably other things too, sexy is different to different people - like when I showed up to my GF's house and produced a can of whipped cream

[Drum]

56. Mmmm, maybe

it was PM'ing someone my nude photo?

[DarkTirade]

57. It involved me, my ex, and her dad's office and all of the furnature and whatnot therein.

Her dad was a DJ too, so he had lots of cables and whatnot lying about...
And a very cushy comfy chair. I'm very glad he never found out what we did in his comfy chair.

[MissMillie]

58. my last serious boyfriend lived about an hour away

so I only saw him on weekends.

One weekend, when he arrived, I was sitting on top of the bed wearing only a black teddy.


The bastard actually took the time to unpack before he paid any notice to me.