What should one do for a dear friend who had to shake *'s hand?

[struggle4progress]

Unfortunately, she absolutely couldn't get out of it, given the context ... much as it made her want to :puke:

Worse ... the photos are now easily available

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Give them a strong degreaser. Industrial strength.

Hose them down if necessary. One degree of separation isn't enough. You may have to seal her with an acrylic polymer, just to make certain.

[Deep13]

2. She needs to soak the hand in bleach.

Sorry, but it is the only way. :-(

[struggle4progress]

11. Prettttty sure she's done that already

[LeftyMom]

3. Matthew 5:30

And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

;)

[KitchenWitch]

5. NIIICE!

:rofl:

Were you a fundie in a past life?

[LeftyMom]

8. Since when do fundies read the bible?

:rofl:

I religion shopped for a while when I was younger, so I actually read the darn thing, even the begats (which reminded me of the days my grandmother would get the photo album out to show me cousins I had no clue I had.)

[struggle4progress]

10. Whoa, dudette! Ain't that being a bit harsh?

[Midlodemocrat]

4. If thy hand offendeth thee, cut it off.

Words to live by. Series.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. What would make that mandatory?

Damn the circumstances. I'd absolutely refuse.

If teevee cameras or something were there — well, even better.

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. Word.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q7p-wHvuXk8

[struggle4progress]

9. I don't think I could explain without enabling people to dig up the photo

It's not always about one's personal feelings

[Danger Mouse]

12. That hand has touched greasy, booze-soaked evil.

Beware, for it may rebel against her someday.

[Colorado Progressive]

13. 1-800-terminix?

[jmowreader]

14. I'd think just washing thoroughly would remove the taint from her skin

The taint on her soul can only be removed through the judicious use of a solution of ethanol and monosaccharides...IOW get a bottle of 100-proof rum and kill it with her.

[Blue-Jay]

15. Nothing. Who cares?

It's not like the stupid rubbed off on her or anything.

[RushIsRot]

16. Boil water and lots of it!

[begin_within]

17. Help her prepare for the next time with one of these:

[Ellen Forradalom]

18. Rent "The Andromeda Strain" for some ideas.

n/t

[Lil Missy]

19. Amputation is the only way to get rid of the stench

[jgraz]

20. I can't think of a context where I'd be able to touch that piece of shit.

No offense intended to your friend, of course. I just don't think I could make the muscles in my arm move toward that thing.

[Dragonbreathp9d]

21. shoulda spat in his face