I've thought up the best scheme ever

[jpgray]

Exploit the vulnerabilities of lonely, socially isolated people. Find people desperate enough for attention, provide a little, and they will be inexorably compelled to do your will, no matter how degrading the particulars may be. I can't believe no one has thought of this already.

:dunce:

[Droopy]

1. I guess that's what them cult leaders do.

[Richardo]

2. *Please* let me join you in this endeavor. I can help! You'll see!

Please? We'll be pals right? Right?:loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

[jpgray]

3. Assuming you have no self-respect and I have no self-restraint, we'll go far!

[Zuiderelle]

4. It would be like shooting fish in a barrel

:D

[jpgray]

13. Pursuant to me being dominant by definition, only betta fish need apply

[XNASA]

5. I'm sold!

What would you like me to do first?

[jpgray]

12. Send potentially embarrassing/incriminating photos of yourself to me. Then I own you

Which all will agree is better for everyone.

[idgiehkt]

6. um....

I don't think this is exactly a new idea. It may be patented, at this point. ;)

[bridgit]

7. Do you have a logo yet?

:)

[jpgray]

14. Imagine a running shoe stepping on a human face forever

:P

[ohiosmith]

8. :

[jpgray]

15. Ed McMahon is lonely. So lonely.

[Deja Q]

9. Cult leaders must've thought of that...

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

10. I have a Charles Manson on the phone. Something about copyright infringement.

[deucemagnet]

11. Na-na na-na na-na na-na ...LEADER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lksijM-CcfU

[EstimatedProphet]

16. Wait! I've got a better idea!

"Plywood!" We'll make a fortune!