Mariah Carey to sell her own perfume

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Apparently "M" is the only word she can spell.

[Swede]

1. Isn't she the republican pornstar.

:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

7. No, that's Mary Carey

Star of stage, screen and Skinemax

[MilesColtrane]

2. Yikes

Away out here they have a name for rain and wind and fire.
The rain is Tess, the fire's Joe and they call the wind Mariah.

Mariah blows the notes around and sets their your ears a'cryin'.
Mariah makes the pop charts sound like music itself was dyin'.

Mariah. (Mariah).
Mariah. (Mariah).
They call that dog Mariah.

Before I knew Mariah's name and heard her wail and whinin',
I had pig who done got stuck an' sounded like she's dyin'

But then one day I heard real song
and left Mari' behind me
now I don' wanna hear what splits my ear
Because she gives me diahrree'

Mariah. (Mariah).
Mariah. (Mariah).
They call that shrew Mariah.

Out here they have a name for rain and wind and fire only.
When you're lost and all alone, there's no name for those deaf tonely.
And I'm a lost and lonely man without a diva 'side me.
That's just fine, cuz you'll find in time the reaction's homicidely.

Mariah. (Mariah.)
They call the wind Mariah.
Mariah!
Mariah. (Mariah.)
They call bad tunes Mariah.

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4. wow - thanks

[MissMillie]

3. well, why should she be left out

Britney, Sarah Jessica, Celine, even Carlos Santana all have fragrances on the market.

[Yavin4]

8. Carlos Santana?

Love his music, but why do I want to smell like him after a guitar solo?

[Richardo]

5. Door to door?

Haven't heard much from her lately. Good for her, taking the initiative to get a part-time job! :thumbsup:

[underpants]

11. No but they are calling it "Whiff of desperation"

:bounce:

[mikeytherat]

6. I prefer Meryl Streep's "Versatility"

Smell like Streep...for cheap!

mikey_the_rat

[MilesColtrane]

9. or...Smellin' of Troy™.

It's manly, and you might remember it from such movies as, "Gladys the Groovy Mules", "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules", or "The President's Neck is Missing."

[mikeytherat]

10. Or maybe, "P is for Psycho," "M is for Murderousness," "Calling all Quakers,"

or the PSAs "Locker Room Towel Fights: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll," and "Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly."

Personally, I was always a fan of "Hydro: The Man with the Hydraulic Arms."

mikey_the_rat