Is it time to start a DU Sex Forum?

[bridgit]

:shrug:

[skygazer]

1. This isn't the DU Sex Forum?

Hell. x(

[bridgit]

2. oh i know...

:(

[Name removed]

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[bridgit]

5. well if you're going to be reasonable...

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

12. holy crap

[idgiehkt]

4. what is this place cumming to??

;)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bridgit]

7. what indeed...

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

6. IMHO ~ Yes, I think it is.

[bridgit]

8. weeeee!

:hug:

[In_The_Wind]

29. Yes, indeed.

:pals: :loveya:

[skygazer]

9. What a sad, bleak quote that is

:(

[In_The_Wind]

18. I cried the day she died.

It's amazing what we will do for love.

[RandomKoolzip]

10. There should be a DU "Shamed Into Celibacy Forum" also.

[bridgit]

16. yes, agreed...

:applause:

[asthmaticeog]

17. The worst offenders are almost certainly celibate as it is, my friend.

:freak:

[redqueen]

31. bingo! n/t

[ghostsofgiants]

86. Hey, I am in no way shape or form an offender.

x(

[asthmaticeog]

87. I wasn't talking about you, but hey, if the shoe fits...

;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. I think so — BUT

NOT as a no-holds-barred version of the Lounge's tee-hee-boobies-and-bums-and-pee-pees; rather, as a forum for mature discussions of legitimate issues of sexuality.

Trouble is, the logistics of such a forum would be kinda tough. It'd require some sort of age verification, as well as scrupulous moderation to keep it from becoming too porny. Because of that, and other factors, I don't see it happening.

[skygazer]

13. What in the world is the Voice Of Reason doing here?

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. I get Mod Hot Tub perks

And I get to share a jet with Elad. :bounce:

[skygazer]

25. In my own defense

I only posted the wet t-shirt photo because I was provoked. I mean, it was a DARE! Had I not, it may have escalated to a double-dog dare and then where would I be?

We call that a "pre-emptive strike." :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. I didn't hear anyone complaining

:shrug:

[kay1864]

44. Point of clarification, your honor

While said dare did indeed result in a t-shirt photo, the t-shirt was not in fact wet.

*bang* "Recess for 15 minutes, while the plaintiff locates a pitcher of water."

:D

[skygazer]

48. Christ, do I have to post the damn thing again?!

In an extreme close-up?

The shirt WAS wet - very wet and quite uncomfortable. Unfortunately, it was a largish shirt and did not have the requisite clingy effect as well as not being as see-through as I suspected it would.

[kay1864]

54. Series?

In that case I applaud you for your dedication on your previous photo. :patriot:

And of course I double-applaud you for contents of said photo. :applause: :applause:



Case dismissed!

[skygazer]

55. I take my dares seriesly

:P

[kay1864]

58. And we all salute you for it

Hell, after you posted that picture, I'm still saluting! :patriot:

[Oeditpus Rex]

56. ...

It worked for me. :shrug:

[DS1]

59. So

Those were yours?

If so, they certainly have a nice shape

[skygazer]

60. There were two shots in that thread

The first (about which you're probably speaking) was not me. The second was but as explained, the t-shirt was not cooperating as well as it might have. :P

[kay1864]

Keyboard!!

So succinct after OR's reasoned post, like a taste of sorbet after a sumptuous meal.

:applause:

[bridgit]

43. yes, perhaps a melon sorbet to cleanse the palette...

:thumbsup:

[kay1864]

46. *dies*

:thumbsup:

[Richardo]

20. Then there should be a "Tee Hee Boobies Bums and Pee-Pees" Forum

Somewhere where the emotional junior high schoolers can hang out and snigger at each other without annoying the adults.

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. That's what the Lounge is for

[DS1]

24. Or

If it's determined that all you do is post innuendo and limit-pushing threads in the lounge, you have to post x number of posts in LBN, GD, or GDP before you can reply in the lounge again.

But that's far too much work on Elad's part. Easier to just ban people.

( I'd know )

[idgiehkt]

26. lol

'annoying the adults' is part or all of the fun, methinks. ;)

[terrya]

30. Brilliant

:thumbsup:

[jane_pippin]

62. Exactly

:thumbsup:

[bridgit]

22. sure, i got'cha, with a security gate where a big ole cyber-hand slaps'ya...

out of your compu chair if you fail to pass some mental requirement :thumbsup:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

72. Goddamned age verification.

:cry::cry:

[PeaceNikki]

14. Sex.... on the INTERNET!?!?!

Stop that!!!

Really!?

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. It's a new thing [n/t]

[bridgit]

23. damn tubes anyway!!

:wow:

[kay1864]

27. It'll cost ya. Big bucks, I hear.

Fortunately we have a funding source: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=6817045

(scroll down to #5)

[skygazer]

33. Hoisted on my own petard!

(gosh, I never thought I'd find a chance to use that phrase :P )

You know, it's strange, that darn transfer has not come through and I can't seem to contact Mrs. Mike. Oh, and my debit card was declined the other day. :wtf:

[kay1864]

42. What?!!? No money after all? But...but...

JKRowling has already agreed to do "Harry Potter and the Inevitable Sequel" for only $40 million!

:cry:

[bridgit]

45. Rowling's the one i should hit up for 20 bucks, huh...

B-)

[skygazer]

49. I'm sure it's just a minor glitch

It will be straightened out in no time. It was the UK Lottery, after all - they've got to have the bucks. :P

[MonkeyFunk]

32. No

people incapable of getting laid in real life should take advantage of one of the tens of thousands of websites dedicated to such unfortunates.

[bridgit]

35. ding!

:)

[redqueen]

36. That's not the sole purpose of sex threads.

Strange that you see it that way...

[bicentennial_baby]

37. ....

:applause:

[PeaceNikki]

40. I agree. I THINK there are at least 1 or 2 other sites dedicated to such things.

Maybe. They're new.

I REALLY don't care who PM'd who a picture of what and what will be PM'd in return... or what appendage should be PM'd to many in an attempt to gain more PM's.

eww.

[SarahB]

57. Bam!

If people want to talk about it in real ways, sure, but it would degenerate quickly. Too many people are uncomfortable with their bodies and sex itself and it manifests into either "boobies- tee hee hee" (with accompanied bird pic) or equating sexuality and erotica with misogyny.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

74. Pwnage.

:rofl:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

100. That's what I just said

[MrScorpio]

34. Guess which one I voted for

Free love, BABY!

[bridgit]

38. sup, S...

for the good ole days :spank: :hi:

[MrScorpio]

39. They were, Love. They Were

:hug:

[bridgit]

41. aw, you...

:hug: :loveya:

[billyskank]

47. Waiddaminute you mean this isn't -

:hide:

[bridgit]

51. That's It!! I'm moving to your little hamlet, and buying all the bread from your local bakery...

:hi:

[Fire Walk With Me]

50. Only if registered members only could view it.

That's not a pun. Just don't want to give lurking Freepers giddy thrillz, know what I mean?

[bridgit]

53. true: a learned, balanced & reasonable parameter...

:applause:

[Oeditpus Rex]

61. There'd still be a PR issue

Even if it were accessible only by a back door, word would still get out, and the Freepers — including Annchelle O'Hannibaugh — would take much delight in telling the world that DUers are a buncha pevvy, sex-crazed lib'ruls.

I don't think the admins would go for that.

[Fire Walk With Me]

85. But... I -am- a pevvy, sex-crazed librul.

The big difference between this and Republicans is that I'll admit it.

[supernova]

52. Plenty of Websites have an 18+ Area

on their discussion boards. That way interested parties can engage in more salacious vocabulary and subject matter, but still leave the main parts of the board for the PG-13 crowd.

Usually it works by gaining admittance to the 18+ board by special permission of the Webmaster(mistress) That they know )Your real age 2) Your real intent at the website.

I suggested this the other night. :-)

[kay1864]

64. In the spirit of this very thread...

I read your entire post as

blah blah blah blah mistress blah blah blah blah

:P

[mwooldri]

63. No, because I wouldn't be able to read DU at work.

DU would be cited as a sex site and therefore be firewalled.

[bridgit]

65. oooh, good point...

[Sock Puppet]

66. Sure. Everyone in the Gungeon's getting tired of my blumpkin stories.

[asthmaticeog]

71. ...

:rofl:

[Briarius]

67. It would certainly be fun...

However, I can see how it would be an enormous headache for the admins. It's also a ways outside the scope of the DU goals. It's probably something that would have to end up in some other sordid corner of the net.

[MrCoffee]

68. sigh...one more place for me to be ignored.

[Deja Q]

69. You bet your sweet bippy you should!

:7

[bridgit]

96. my 'sweet' bippy's gonna cost'ya me bucko...

:smoke:

[SKKY]

70. I really want to say "Yes", but I'm afraid...

...of what some of you might reveal. It's like that song by Whodini, "Freaks come out at night." And with all this spanking going on, it's obvious some of you are super-mega-ultra freaky. Besides, all the cool people would probably leave the lounge.

[bridgit]

90. Good Grief!! just imagine...

:wow:

[SKKY]

94. So you like to watch? Is that what you're saying??

:popcorn:

[bridgit]

113. 'watching' is for chumps...

:popcorn:

[RetroLounge]

73. The way sex scares people around here?

What would be the point?

RL

[bridgit]

92. "sex scares people around here"?

:spray: :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

75. NO!

Sex is filthy!

[supernova]

76. Kinda like Donation Stickies?

:hide:

[Guava Jelly]

77. Nothing anymore obscene than a walk through any Walmart that sells underwear

That is if i knew what you were talking about. :D

[flvegan]

79. You're a Sears catalog post away

from a suspension, mister.

:wags finger:

[Guava Jelly]

80. so'ry :o(

I shouldn't have paid 10 bucks to moon du..(that is if i knew anything about it):hide:

[flvegan]

82. You and Retro. What am I going to do with you?

That is, if you knew anything about it.

[Guava Jelly]

83. Thank gawd I'm stupid!!

Yup Dumb as a box of Hammers.
I am 1 taco short of a combo platter.
There is no air in the wind mills of my mind.
I like shiny things :D

[bridgit]

84. pft...

:rofl:

[rug]

78. Fine, as long as I don't have to mop it.

[Wapsie B]

81. Yeah the heavy scent of Pine Sol gets to me too.

[Pushed To The Left]

88. The whole forum would get locked for being a sex forum!

It would be interesting, but I worry that I might get too comfortable and post way too much information like I did at some other forums.

[bridgit]

89. sure i got'cha = Locking!! No Sex Forums!!

:rofl:

[Mojambo]

91. That would be... totally awesome. n/t

[Quantess]

93. Only if we can make truly hilarious sex conversation.

But then, "hilarious" sex talk IS BOUND to be offensive to someone.

[bridgit]

95. ya' mean like Andrew Dice Clay & Fanny Brice?

stuff like that :)

[Quantess]

112. Weell, there ya go. From what I remember of Andrew Dice Clay,

many of his jokes were insulting. "Jokes" is not the right word.

More like, humorous stories. I can tell some hilarious stories, but someone is bound to get offended. My point is, a funny sex tale is bound to be offensive to someone. It just won't work on a public format, with a wide audience.

[Dragonbreathp9d]

97. this hasnt been locked yet?

[bridgit]

108. thus far imo everyone has been rather civil...

:wow:

[MilesColtrane]

98. Why not?

It's not like they don't already call us Dems "Blue".

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

99. Come on - give it a rest already

There are plenty of sex forums out there

[Dr. Strange]

101. Locking

No "Is it time to start a DU Sex Forum" threads. Please read the Forum Rules.

[philosophie_en_rose]

102. No. (And didn't someone already make one?)

There are already enough flames and misunderstandings on DU. Imagine those in the context of a sex forum. :scared:

Didn't someone already start a sex forum off-site for DUers? I remember a thread about it way back in the day. :shrug:

[supernova]

104. There used to be one

but that went by the wayside a while a go. And I don't see the DUer who owned it on line much anymore.

It was fun while it lasted though.

[plcdude]

105. Wasn't that

Belladonna? I used to visit Bianca but that went down also (no pun intended) Know anyother good places?

[supernova]

106. No, but I was just thinking

that maybe we could use an IM chat tool or something.

[bicentennial_baby]

111. Yes, it was...

Right now, my darling Bella is 8 months pregnant and very very busy... :)

[NaturalHigh]

103. Did I get my vote in before this one is locked?

I voted yes, by the way.

[bridgit]

109. so it would seem...

:thumbsup:

[NewWaveChick1981]

107. Of course it is.

:hi: It's always time for a sex forum!

[bridgit]

110. you!

:bounce: :hi: