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GaYellowDawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-13-07 12:56 PM
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Worst Star Trek film?
I can't post a poll, so I'll have to list them (anyone who can, feel free to post this in a poll)

By the way, I'm a Star Trek fan. I figure we can make fun of our own.

- Star Trek: The Longest, Most Drawn Out Motion Picture, Ever
- Star Trek II: KKKHHHAAAAANNNN!!!!
- Star Trek III: The Search for a Way to Bring Spock Back to Life
- Star Trek IV: The Hump Back In Time
- Star Trek V: Oh God, You Alien
- Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Nursing Home
- Star Trek: Who Killed Kirkie?
- Star Trek: The Borg Are Back
- Star Trek: Data, Insurrection and Flotation Device
- Star Trek: Picard Clone? WTF?

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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-13-07 12:57 PM
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1. the one with Mr. Rork. nt.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-13-07 01:00 PM
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2. "Star Trek - The Motion Picture"
I never thought it was possible to make a boring "Star Trek" movie. I was wrong.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-13-07 01:05 PM
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3. Star Trek 5
Enterprise hijacked by fundy nutball, finds God, God is evil. :boring:

The first one was called "Star Trek: The Motionless Picture."
The director's cut is MUCH better.
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brentspeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-13-07 01:43 PM
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7. Or, "Star Trek: The Slow-Motion Picture"
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Zavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-13-07 01:37 PM
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4. The first one for sure.
Edited on Mon Aug-13-07 01:37 PM by Zavulon
I can't believe they released that piece of crap, and I'm stunned that a second one was made after that bomb.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-13-07 01:37 PM
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5. 5, closely followed by 1.
2 is the best.
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-13-07 01:38 PM
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6. 5 and 10 were both pretty awful.
:puke:
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brentspeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-13-07 01:44 PM
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8. The cliche goes that all odd-numbered Star Trek films are lame; all even-numbered ones are good
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brentspeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-13-07 01:44 PM
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9. s/del dupe
Edited on Mon Aug-13-07 01:44 PM by brentspeak
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-13-07 01:58 PM
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10. Why will you not give viger the information
My recurring use of this line is the only pleasure I derived from Star Trek the Motionless Picture
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-13-07 02:50 PM
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11. Toss-up between V and Generations. With the edge going to V
because Patrick Stewart isn't in it. Generations is bad, but P.S. makes almost anything marginally better.
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-13-07 03:06 PM
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12. My list:
From Worst to best:
1 Star Trek Nemesis (Picard Clone :wtf: )
2 Star Trek V: Final Frontier (you forgot Spock's half-bro) Shitner directed..:puke::puke:
3 Star Trek the motion picture (Spockalypse Now)
4 Star Trek III: made me go :boring:
5 Star Trek Undiscovered Country ('Only Nixon could go to China' :wtf: )
6 Star Trek Insurrection (Just OK)
7 Star Trek First Contact (actually pretty good, IMO)
8 Star Trek The Voyage Home (I've alway enjoyed the funnier Treks so no surprise here)
9 Star Trek Wrath of Khan (after the turkey that was the Motionless picture, a big surprise)

YMMV, of course.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-13-07 03:17 PM
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14. I totally agree with your list
Good going
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-13-07 03:08 PM
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13. There was a "good" Star Drek film?
:shrug:
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