My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion...

[Wetzelbill]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" said my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything

[qnr]

1. heheh n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear Wetzelbill!

Oh, now that's funny!

I love it....

Indeed, two ways to look at everything!

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

3. yes a friend of mine posted it on myspace, it cracked me up

glad you liked it. :)

[MissMillie]

4. brilliant!

:thumbsup:

[Dragonbreathp9d]

5. You've got a keeper for sure!

witty and quick! cant beat that with a stick!

[NewJeffCT]

6. good one

You had me thinking you were married there for a minute.

[Wetzelbill]

8. psh.. never

well, maybe never. :)

[LostinVA]

7. hahahahahahaha