Random thoughts from my weekend...

[LaraMN]

I wonder if I could grow celery in a pot?
I wish I had dimples.
If we lived in a third world country, JackMN would have tapeworms ALL the time.
The people in the seats behind me (at the movie theater) are swearing and punching each other. Am I gonna get my ass kicked if I intervene?
How upset should I get that Jack sucked on the toilet seat?
None of my SIL's talk. Gonna be a fun bachelorette party.
I'm not really very limber.
I wish Fergie would stop producing female hormomes, but keep singing that "My Humps" song. It would be funny.
Willie Nelson has looked the same age for twenty years. I like that guy.
Going to see "the Bourne Ultimatum" for your anniversary is not very romantic, yet I don't really care. I think I'm also not very romantic.
I wonder if I could Whitestrip my molars.
I think "General Petraeus" sounds like a made-up name. Have we actually seen pictures of him? I don't think he's real.

Feel free to add your own.

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Wouldn't it be better to grow pot in a cellar?

[LaraMN]

3. Hey! I have a cellar, even!

However, I once killed a cactus plant by failing to water it enough.
:scared:

[bicentennial_baby]

2. Random, selfish thoughts...

I just had my 20,000th post, and most people didn't care
The postman should ring my damn buzzer when I get a delivery of Shakespeare's homemade Peach Preserves
Why haven't you updated your blog?
Etc, etc...

Oh, and I'm so in love... :D

:hi:

[LaraMN]

4. 20,000! Woo-hoo!

:bounce:

I had the same about my blog!
:P

I will update in the next 24, just for you!

[bicentennial_baby]

5. Please do, love...

:loveya:

it'll be something to look forward to when I get back from slogging to the P.O. :P

:hug: And thank you

:)

[Guava Jelly]

6. k

Is there a limit to all you can eat?
How much wine is to much for one evening?
Wtf is my cell phone number? I never call myself
What the hell am i doing does any of this shit even matter
No that isn't a banana in my pants
Fuck just mother fuckity fuck
Anyone know where i can get a new wardrobe,some horses,a house in the country,A cute little sports car w/ chauffeur and a flat in Paris?
I need to hit the sack

[fizzgig]

7. every time i hear someone talk about gen. petraeus

i think of the episode of the simpsons when troy mcclure stars in a musical version of planet of the apes...dr. zaius!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGf0FuVtsLI

:rofl:

[crim son]

8. Will I EVER put that trial-sized bottle of baby powder back in the bathroom where it belongs?

Now that the kids are involved there's no way I can get out of this freaking relationship.

That grout I pulled from the shelf above the faucet... has it adhered to the tub & will it remain an moldy eyesore until I sell the house?

You think it's because I love you, but it's really because I don't like pecan pie.

Four toilets in one day. I ROCK!

bi-baby made 20,000 posts which is unbelievable. I hope to grow up to be just like her!

[otherlander]

9. You're right. He's not real.

He's just a cross between the words "petrolium" and "radius", contained in a shell of microphones and alchemic blood seals.
I grew mint in a pot once but it died when I went on vacation and didn't water it.
Can people's boobs really just go away? I mean, all the matter would have to go somewhere, wouldn't it? :scared:
I dyed my hair with koolaid yesterday.
Dogs. I have one.

[Nevernose]

10. I grow many things in pots (though not, coincidentally, pot)

Celery is doable. If you start from seed (which you'll probably do with celery), make sure you thin them out before long, otherwise you end up with a thousand tiny, midget celeries.

Reverse the procedure with carrots, though, and you get a 1,000 thin-skinned baby carrots.

[SKKY]

11. Here's some random thoughts from my weekend...

* My wife says David Beckham isn't that hot. It's cute how she lies to save my feelings.

* My wife is a twin, yet I don't find her sister attractive in any way. Isn't that odd?

* If "Year Zero" doesn't win album of the year, there is no justice in the world.

* That song by Fall Out Boy, "This ain't a scene, it's an arms race" is damn catchy.

* I didn't get advanced to the rank of Chief. I'm not particularly disappointed.

* No matter how many crunches I do, I will always have a tiny bit of a gut.

* I'm considering Microderm Abrasion. My wife says I don't need it, but I feel I look "old".

* I saw this very attractive girl at the beach on Saturday who had feet that could stop a
train. They were horrible. I'm not "turned on" by nice feet, but ugly ones certainly give me the creeps.

[Wetzelbill]

12. you might be a genius

maybe.

[Parche]

13. Random

You ever wonder why people have random thoughts about a weekend? :shrug: :shrug: :hi:

[jobycom]

14. Petraeus sounds like a fickle Roman general who would suck up

to the highest power. Perfect name for a "Gladiator" character.

Random thoughts from my weekend:

Is the lack of news on my seriously ill newborn great niece good or bad?
Does my teenage daughter realize her friend lied about being pregnant?
If she does, should I be worried or proud that she tries to remain friends?
How come I can't buy fast foods without meat and with vegetables to eat while out on a drive?
If I die in the next few years, will my daughter's heart break every time she hears Christina Aguillera's "Hurt," since she likes it so much now?
If I'm not meant to be rich and famous, why are there all those cool cars I could buy if I were?
How ego-centric is that thought?
Should I throw out my batch of firm polenta now that it's forming a crust along the edge?
Why did I spend fifty bucks I didn't have on a pot I will only use for one recipe? If I use that pot for recipes I would have otherwise made in a pot I already own, does that count towards "getting my money's worth," or is that just rationalization?

[skygazer]

15. Random thoughts

I wonder how many cobwebs I actually have in this house.

Why is it that every time I run water into the sink, it hits the one spoon that's in there and cascades off the bowl onto my shirt?

Did I leave the laundry room light on?

How come every time I put something in a safe place, I never see it again?

I have to make a list reminding me to go through my lists.