Caption this: Busted!

[Catshrink]

Dick Cheney, you have the right to remain silent....

[LastKnight]

1. young men...

its fun to stay at the Y... M... C... A...!

-LK

[CatWoman]

2. I surrender!!!!

DON'T SHOOT!!!!!!!!

[Fenris]

3. 10 more years! 10 more years!

Dick's repeal of the 22nd Amendment kicks in!

[LastKnight]

4. anyone got a set of jumper cables?

my pace maker stopped again... left hand positve, right hand negative...

-LK

[CatWoman]

5. *BZZZZZZZZZZTT*

[LastKnight]

7. how did that song go...

jump start-a mah heart!... da da da... oh screw it i dont remember...

-LK

[CatWoman]

8. the Pointer Sisters __ Jump

Your eyes tell me how you love me
Can feel it in your heart beat
I know you like what you see
Hold me, I'll give that you need
Wrap your love around me
You're so excited, I can feel you
Getting hotter, oh baby
I'll take you down, I'll take you down
Where no one's ever gone before
And if you want more, if you want more
More, more, more

Jump for my love
Jump in and feel my touch
Jump you want to taste my kisses
In the night then

Jump, jump for my love
Jump, I know my heart can make you happy
Jump in, you know these arms
Can feel you up
Jump, you want to taste my kisses
In the night then
Jump, jump for my love

You told me, I'm the only woman for you
Nobody does you like I do
Then make a move before you try and
Go much farther, oh baby
You're the one, you, you are the one
And heaven waits here at my door
And if you want more,
If you want more, more, more then
When you are next to me, oh I come alive

Your love burns inside
Feels so right
Come to me if you want me tonight jump
Jump if you want to taste my kisses
In the night then
Jump, jump, jump
Jump, you know my heart can
Make you happy
Jump, you know theese arms can feel you up
Jump in, you want to taste my kisses
In the night then
Jump, jump for my love

[LastKnight]

9. eh close enough...

any time ive ever heard that song is when i accidentally got the wrong radio station...

-LK

[CatWoman]

10. ok - ok, how about this one?

Owwww!
I get up, and nothin' gets me down
You got it tough, I've seen the toughest around
And I know, baby, just how you feel
You got to roll with the punches and get to what's real

Ah, can't ya see me standin' here
I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't ya see what I mean?

Ah, might as well jump. Jump!
Might as well jump
Go ahead an' jump. Jump!
Go ahead and jump

Ow-oh! Hey, you! Who said that? Baby, how you been?
You say you don't know, you won't know until you begin

So can't ya see me standing here
I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't ya see what I mean?

Ah, might as well jump. Jump!
Go ahead and jump
Might as well jump. Jump!
Go ahead and jump
Jump!

(Guitar Solo)

Might as well jump. Jump!
Go ahead and jump
Get it in, jump. Jump!
Go ahead and jump
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

6. ya do the hokie pokie and ya turn yourself around.....

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

11. If motivated, I could make this into "The Chicken Dance"

but, I aint so inclined to do that now.

[sonias]

15. Ah but you would have to rename it the Chickenhawk Dance

In honor of Cheney's "I had better things to do" reason for missing Vietnam service.

Sonia

[NightTrain]

12. "Are you a witness tonight? Can I get an amen?"

n/t

[twistedliberal]

13. "I am not a crook."

[peterh]

14. Praise the lord….

For he has delivered me a hummer …… and he can do the same for you…jeebus was/is a capitalist….

[nickgutierrez]

18. That sounds funny

Jeebus would not deliver a "hummer" -- just the prostitute that is to give the "hummer".

[sonias]

16. How many fingers am I holding up Jr.?

:evilgrin:

Sonia

[ConcernedCanuk]

17. Hmm - - reminds me of someone ??

.
.




"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"

"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"

"The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!"

More quotes at http://welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

[Catshrink]

19. Ha!! Good one, Canuk!

[underpants]

20. Now Simon you KNOW that I am the best and deserve to go to Hollywood!!!

:bounce:

[cosmicdot]

21. Cheney: "How many have checked on their bank accounts upon arriving

here in Davos? Com'on, show of hands. I know I have. I'm sure you'll all agree things are going quite well ... Just look at our record: Billions of dollars have gone "missing" ... We have an environment in which fraud and malfeasance have destroyed jobs and assets while chief executive pay goes up year after year ... give me five on that one ... they think by checking boxes and signing things ... integrity will be restored ... it doesn't matter ... we don't have any ... thanks to us, bad people are making bad decisions ... we are everywhere ... Ethical behavior cannot be regulated ... it cannot be imposed by legislation ... so, it's smooth sailing for us ... The depth of scandals has been breathtaking ... beyond our expectations ... gentlemen, I give you a double sieg heil ... we've clearly raised the bar."

[kmla]

22. *Cheney sings to himself "Ehhhh - Macarena!"

Damn! - I can never remember which step comes next...Do I put my hand on my hips, then swivel, or do I fold my arms...

"Ehhhh - Macarena - 2, 3, 4. There - now I've got it! I am so fly!"

[cosmicdot]

23. That man has no neck!