Help me write a story - five words at a time

[billyskank]

The rules are, reply to the original post and help me build this story, but you can only specify five words at a time. Try to not branch off if you can avoid it! I'll start (see below).

[billyskank]

1. Billy sat down, and thought

[JVS]

2. about suicide and did it.

[billyskank]

4. I didn't say it had to be a short story.

[JVS]

8. I write for artistic merit, not for quantity of words.

:-)

[Hugin]

3. and thought, and thought. Until

[JVS]

5. he died of a stroke.

[KitchenWitch]

7. ...

:spank:

[flying rabbit]

9. He flipped a greasy waffle

[JVS]

11. which fell on him fatally

[KitchenWitch]

6. His thoughts were of home.

[JVS]

10. And of his loving sister

;-)

[KitchenWitch]

14. She was an incredible woman.

[JVS]

15. She had incredible sexual appetites

[billyskank]

16. that eventually proved too much

[JVS]

18. for even her brother's stamina

[AllegroRondo]

25. her father was another story....

[racaulk]

28. He liked to kiss men...

[billyskank]

29. but not on the mouth.

[racaulk]

31. He was always in denial.

[AllegroRondo]

32. Unlike his mother, who knew

[Squatch]

43. jack shit, but never let

[AllegroRondo]

46. that stop her constant scolding

[Squatch]

50. until she was taken away

[AllegroRondo]

58. for questioning about the murder.

[Squatch]

60. Many questions were asked but

[AllegroRondo]

63. her incoherent answers left detectives

[Squatch]

65. wanting to turn this person's

[AllegroRondo]

74. dammit

[AllegroRondo]

75. head into a door stop

[Squatch]

78. However, the detectives could not

[AllegroRondo]

83. do that without Mirandizing her

[Squatch]

85. which Miranda was not willing

[AllegroRondo]

87. to do without royalty payments

[montanto]

64. Billy turned and looked toward

[Squatch]

67. the fireball created by the

[truedelphi]

98. The campfire neighbor Sasquatch built

[KitchenWitch]

17. Sex and death did prevail!

:P

[Sanity Claws]

12. Not his present home but his

[JVS]

13. Vegas home where people don't use six words in posts that are supposed to be five words long

[supernova]

19. There was a Vegas showgirl

[JVS]

20. Her name was lola...

[racaulk]

27. At the Copa, Copa Cabana..

[JVS]

38. hell yeah

[racaulk]

45. Hottest spot north of Havana

:hi:

:rofl:

[JTG of the PRB]

21. Suddenly, the sun went dark.

[JVS]

22. The vogon constructor fleet arrived

[billyskank]

23. with a very bad attitude

[JVS]

24. ,

фтв идц гз еру цўкдв!

Рун црфе еру агсл, Ершқ вфьтув луниўфкв қцшесрув еў снкшддшс! Ершқ шқ куфддн рфкв еў гтвукқефтвю

[Parche]

26. Book

He Yelled "I love Bush" :hug: :hi:

[Squatch]

30. And promptly planted a rhododendron.

[Reciprocity]

33. on the grave of his

[Squatch]

34. estranged, yet alluring, recently reincarnated

:shrug:

[Reciprocity]

35. Poodle Charisma. Charisma was the

[Squatch]

37. unholy combination of things normally

[Reciprocity]

40. seen in a Harry Potter

[Squatch]

41. novel or Hustler magazine article.

[Reciprocity]

44. She could simultaneously cry and

[Squatch]

48. belch, which earned her accolades

[AllegroRondo]

51. from nuns at the convent.

[Squatch]

52. Nuns, as was the custom

[AllegroRondo]

55. would go out in public

[Squatch]

57. to flagellate their often unseen

[AllegroRondo]

61. young admirers. Of course, that

[Squatch]

62. involved the invocation of ancient

[AllegroRondo]

66. Aramaic chants, not often heard

[Squatch]

70. outside South Philly, which coincidentally

[AllegroRondo]

73. has many fine Chinese restaurants

[Squatch]

77. that should only be visited

[AllegroRondo]

81. by those with adventurous appetites

[Squatch]

82. or armed with myriad charmed

[Reciprocity]

92. dined on raw meat and

[Reciprocity]

53. Kudos that was a good one lol. Now back to the story.

from her mentor Stephen King

[Squatch]

54. Ahhh....you're screwing up the

[EFerrari]

116. thread. Cut it out now.

[Dragonbreathp9d]

36. lolcat that started writing novels

[Reciprocity]

39. from her holding cell at

[Squatch]

42. 742 Evergeen Terrace. Her childhood

[Reciprocity]

47. back alley with the red

[Squatch]

49. grass, which puzzled her because

[Reciprocity]

56. normally her grass was blue

[Squatch]

59. in years that experienced above

[EstimatedProphet]

68. the rooftop skylight, from which

[Squatch]

71. a person could leap and

[EstimatedProphet]

72. fall to their deaths easily.

[Reciprocity]

76. Luckily the time warp which

[EstimatedProphet]

79. was hidden in the glass

[Squatch]

80. recently closed prevented a rift

[EFerrari]

84. between the warring family factions

[Squatch]

86. but created an ancillary conflict

[EFerrari]

88. among friends witnessing the debacle

[Reciprocity]

89. the smell of catnip mixed

[EFerrari]

90. with that of roasted garlic

[Reciprocity]

91. God I miss the screaming

[EFerrari]

93. but that housekeeper fled yesterday

[Reciprocity]

94. taking my last stash of

[EstimatedProphet]

95. Lebanese blonde hashish I kept

[skygazer]

96. with all the silver and

[Reciprocity]

97. the sacred jewel of Twobro

[EstimatedProphet]

99. in a box on top

[skygazer]

100. of the armoire. The chauffeur

[Reciprocity]

101. though handsome was somewhat

[EstimatedProphet]

103. dense and self-absorbed, and

[EFerrari]

104. cross eyed but singularly charming

[Reciprocity]

107. He slipped and fell through

[EFerrari]

109. a wide crack in time

[Reciprocity]

112. landing into the oval office

[EFerrari]

113. with a disconcerted President Roosevelt

[Reciprocity]

117. Here, here Lafitte you can't

[EFerrari]

118. pilfer my Cubans and rum.

[Reciprocity]

120. Now give me the jewel

[EFerrari]

122. or your private cell number

[Reciprocity]

127. The navicomputer doesn't care which

[EFerrari]

130. But, the boys at FBI

[Reciprocity]

131. had an agent named Bourne

[otherlander]

136. who told Roosevelt to invade

[Reciprocity]

138. Havana, he loved Mojitos and

[otherlander]

144. cigars. But the chauffeur was

[Reciprocity]

145. so confused, disoriented, and nauseous

[otherlander]

146. that his drunken rantings revealed

[Reciprocity]

147. That 742 Evergeen Terrace was

[otherlander]

149. merely a front for a

[Reciprocity]

150. left-wing paramilitary origination called

[otherlander]

153. the Scitzophrenic Liberation Front. Penguins

[Reciprocity]

154. choose to take the psychopath

[otherlander]

155. army as their allies against

[Reciprocity]

156. He who must not be

[otherlander]

158. fried in oil without using

[applegrove]

69. ...

[Call Me Wesley]

102. Somewhere, a dog was barking.

:P

[EFerrari]

105. for lost love, for steak.

[NMDemDist2]

106. but suicide wasn't an option

:P

[EFerrari]

108. -- that would preclude beef altogether!

[NMDemDist2]

111. A barking dog is optimistic

[EFerrari]

114. wholly too generous with people

[Reciprocity]

110. but killing himself was. He

[EFerrari]

115. put on a Morrison album

[Reciprocity]

119. swigged down the Absinthe, light

[EFerrari]

121. and scanned the day's voicmail.

[Reciprocity]

124. Inspired him to write one

[EFerrari]

125. filthy limerick on a napkin

[Reciprocity]

128. from the Crazy Horse saloon

[EFerrari]

129. a dive that occasionally sheltered

[Reciprocity]

132. Priests, poets, and presidential hopefuls

[volstork]

123. green from the filtered water

[EFerrari]

126. from a perfect crystal glass

oops!

[Reciprocity]

134. it burned his throat as

[SPKrazy]

135. he swallowed it and fell

[Reciprocity]

137. onto what looked like a

[Adsos Letter]

139. strangely psychotic armadillo trembling uncontrollably

edit: spelling... (surely not content)... :dunce:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

140. and relaxed, enjoying his hallucination

[Reciprocity]

141. Damn you Willie leave my

[SPKrazy]

142. fucking armadillo alone damn it!

[Reciprocity]

143. But Willie, high on weed

[Bennyboy]

148. Turned up the music as

[Reciprocity]

151. the door suddenly burst open.

[rug]

157. Elian Gonzalez was back! Pissed

[billyskank]

133. I knew this thread would either die on its arse

or it would live forever. :D

[begin_within]

152. Billy stole all the bread.