What a great day it has been...

[LeftyFingerPop]

First, I wake up to a few glorious moments of indescribable beauty. And this has given me a warm buzz and feeling of strength and contentment that will last throughout the day. :) :loveya:

Secondly, I went to the foot doctor. My feet...they are beautiful. I could now be a foot model. All hail the feet.

After the doctor took care of my nails and callouses, he called in the nurse to file down my nails and put cream on my feet. Here's how the exchange went:

Nurse: Pulls out an electric rotary tool that spins about 1 million rpm, similar to something you would buy at Home Depot.

philboy: Jesus!

N: Starts filing my nails with the tool. ZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.....

p: Every time the tool touches my toes, it sends an electric vibration sensation up my legs that cause them to jump and twitch like a fish flopping around in the bottom of a boat.

N: :rofl: Ticklish?

p: What makes you say that?

N: :rofl: :rofl: Do you want moleskin or cream applied to the callouses?

p: Which is better?

N: Cream.

p: Gets the cream rubbed into the toes.

N: Would you like me to massage the cream into your heals and ankles.

p: Of course not. Who would want some nice cool soothing cream massaged into their aching feet on a hot summers day?

N: :rofl: :rofl:

Ok...that's my day so far. Thanks for indulging me. Carry on conversing quietly.

[Parche]

1. Day

First, I wake up to a few glorious moments of indescribable beauty. And this has given me a warm buzz and feeling of strength and contentment that will last throughout the day.

Hmmmm....what were you doing last night!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. ...

The same thing. :evilgrin: :hi: :thumbsup: