Spooge!!

[VenusRising]

:scared:

[WildEyedLiberal]

1. WTF

Is CANNED SPOOGE???

Do I want to know??? :scared:

[VenusRising]

2. Whatever it is...

is apparently better in tomato sauce.

:puke:

[WildEyedLiberal]

3. Are there other varieties of spooge?

Spooge in cream sauce :rofl:

[VenusRising]

4. Isn't that redundant?

:shrug:

:rofl:

[WildEyedLiberal]

6. Hahaha yeah I had that thought as I clicked post

Maybe it's "New: double-thick spooge with extra cream"

:rofl: ok I'll stop

[VenusRising]

8. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

76. Low Salt?

:rofl:

[Heidi]

5. I usd to use the term "spooge" to describe

that decorative turnip butter or whatever it is that chefs use to decorate entres in upscale restaurants. I stopped using it when I learned the original meaning of the word. :blush:

[VenusRising]

7. That's hilarious!

:rofl::rofl:

Good to see you, gf! :hug::loveya::*

[Heidi]

9. There's more than one waiter who has heard me say, "Hold the spooge, please."

If nothing else, I'm honest about my ignorance. :rofl: :spray:

Hey, sweetie. Nice to see you, too! :hug: :loveya:

[VenusRising]

10. I'm sure none had a response for you.

I would have died laughing. :rofl:

I definitely want to eat out with you sometime. :pals::loveya:

[Heidi]

11. I distinctly recall one waiter raising his eyebrow

and looking at my companion, Bill, and saying, "Uh, Bill?" The others probably thought English wasn't my first language. :rofl:

[VenusRising]

12. At least you could play it off that way.

Most people think things like that are funny.

I'm sure the kitchen got a huge kick out of that order. :rofl:

[Elidor]

29. Oh, waiter? Can I have some more spooge?

It's really yummy! I just can't get enough of this wonderful spooge!

[Tyler Durden]

13. Tyler Durden sez:

"Clean food, please"

"Sir, you might want to skip the clam chowder."

[VenusRising]

14. Definitely skip the spooge in tomato sauce.

:hi:

[baby_mouse]

15. Squee!

Squee for Spooge!

I'm a Spooge fanboy.

[VenusRising]

18. As a fanboy...

Does the fact that it's in tomato sauce taint the Spooge?



:hide:

[Throwing Stones]

52. oh man, spooge and taint in the same post?

nothing left to say but ibtl

:rofl:

[billyskank]

16. What. The. Fucking. Hell. Is.

Spooge?

:wtf:

[VenusRising]

19. Do you really want to know?

The name alone is very unsettling. :scared:

[Ptah]

22. Spooge recipe

1 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 oz cream

Pour ingredients into a mixing tin, shake like a wild man, and strain into a martini glass.
Serve in:
Cocktail Glass


http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink2205.html

[VenusRising]

25. That sounds okay, but...

I don't see where the tomato sauce comes in. :puke:

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. eEeehee hee hee hee!

Oh man! What one can do with graphics programs and printers these days!

A true culture jammer would print out ten of these, and smuggle them into a market, and place them on a shelf.

"Price check on Spooge, price check..."

[VenusRising]

21. I'm glad I don't live in your neighborhood.

That would be hysterical, though.

What section of the grocery would that be found?

:rofl:

[JTG of the PRB]

20. I like how it's "Quality Guaranteed."

Now THAT'S funny! :rofl:

[VenusRising]

23. Who wants to eat bad Spooge?

There better be a quality guarantee. :rofl:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

77. Show of hands?

:rofl:

[Wapsie B]

24. Locking.

No sex threads.

:P


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spooge

[VenusRising]

26. That still doesn't explain the tomato sauce.

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

33. Maybe that's Aunt Flo's secret ingredient?

:hide:

[VenusRising]

37. You went there!

You didn't have to, but you did!! :puke:

:spank:

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

42. Two flavors for the price of one! (and you already went there with "spooge"!)

:spray: :puffpiece: :spray:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[VenusRising]

46. Two-two-two

flavors in one. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

You're killing me.

:rofl:

[Wapsie B]

51. no it doesn't.

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

58. Now do you REALLY want to go there?

the coital equivalent of earning one's red wings?

:evilgrin:

[VenusRising]

69. Bad, KitchenWitch.

:spank:

:evilgrin:

[supernova]

27. Must. Have. Air.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

This thread hurts. :D :rofl:

[VenusRising]

28. Canned Oxygen

[Shine]

30. I don't even wanna know.....

:scared: the can, itself, scares me.

[Deja Q]

32. It is a big can, isn't it?

:hide:

[VenusRising]

35. The simplicity of the labeling is frightening.

It leaves a blank canvas for the imagination that can't lead to anything good.

[Shine]

38. Not. Anything. Good.

hold me! :scared:

[VenusRising]

39. Very scary.

:pals::hug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

59. Do you think that some sort of picture on the label would help?

Oh man :-)

[VenusRising]

61. I guess it would depend on what the contents

of the can looked like.

It's better not to think about it all, really.

[volstork]

55. I am afraid

of what they are doing in the picture ON the can. Is it yoga? Some weird martial art? A Martha Graham tribute dance? Farting into the wind?

[VenusRising]

63. LOL!

I didn't even pay attention to that.

It's probably a lower GI cramp induced dance from eating the Spooge in tomato sauce.

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

31. .

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[VenusRising]

36. You washed the inside of my screen!

Thanks!

:rofl:

[Bjornsdotter]

34. Oh no

[SPKrazy]

40. not what i wanted to see venus

:rofl:

a little queasy it makes me, glad to know it is 410 g though

:wtf:

[VenusRising]

41. I couldn't NOT share this gem with the Lounge.

It is highly funny and disturbing.

:hi::hug::loveya:

[SPKrazy]

43. bwah ah a hhhah ha

or something like that :shrug:


:hug: :hug:


:loveya:

[VenusRising]

45. Something exactly like that.

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

64. spooge!

:D

:shrug: where? :rofl:

:D

[Deja Q]

44. g = grams. Did they mean L, as in litres?

:hide:

[Scooter24]

47. May I recommend...

[VenusRising]

50. Is that like an after dinner mint?

:rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

48. That's a keeper!

That isn't photoshopped, is it?

[VenusRising]

49. I don't know if it's photoshopped.

I found it when I was using StumbleUpon.

But it is awesome!

[Bjornsdotter]

53. You can find it right next to

[VenusRising]

54. Well played!

:thumbsup:
:rofl:

[volstork]

56. Is that next to the

Jizm in a Jar aisle?

[KitchenWitch]

57. EEEK!

I cannot believe they market that stuff!

:puke:


















:rofl:

[VenusRising]

65. I wonder who the target demographic is?

:rofl:

:hi::hug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

68. Really! Is there a target group that just isn't getting enough?

Hah!

[ThomCat]

60. Is that a joke or a real product?

And if it's real, what the hell is really in it?

[VenusRising]

62. I haven't the faintest idea.

If it's real, I don't want to know what the hell is really in it.

I leave that to those braver than I.

I hope you're feeling better, hon. :hi::hug:

[ThomCat]

66. I'm really not sure.

I'm feeling really numb, and really weird, and kind of ill but I'm in less pain. Tomorrow after this all passes I'll figure out how I felt tonight.

I'm waiting for tonight to go away and be tomorrow.

[VenusRising]

67. ...

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
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:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

[WildEyedLiberal]

70. The spooge thread lives!!

:rofl:

I just noticed that in order to guarantee the quality of your spooge, you should eat it by the date recommended on the can. I wonder what spoiled spooge would taste like? :scared:

:hi:

[FunkyLeprechaun]

71. Great! I'm going to Tesco later today

:rofl:

I'll check on them... it may be in the same aisle as canned tomatoes. If it's true, it beats the packaged meatballs I've seen here (I don't want to risk typing the name because it's very anti-gay and I don't want to be banned). I don't want to ask where the Spooge is!

As an American, I find that certain f-word a bit offensive. Imagine my surprise when I saw this in both Aldi and Morrison's:



No, it's definitely not photoshopped. Apparently, when I told some people, they said, "Oh? Mr. Brain's? it's very tasty!"

Getting used to the culture here! :-)

[Kutjara]

72. Faggots are wonderful.

And Brain's faggots are most wonderful off all. Particularly with mashed potatoes. It's the one food I miss most since leaving England. They are seasoned meatballs in delicious gravy. I won't heear a word against them

Nor, indeed, will I hear a word against any other kind of faggot, which is also beautiful and wonderful.

[FunkyLeprechaun]

73. I will have to try it sometime

It feels funny for me to say "fag" (cigarette, lots of people at the pub say they're going out for a fag) or "faggot" (meatballs). People take offence when I say Fanny Pack, :rofl:

Maybe I'll pick up some from Tesco, after I check out the splooge.

[Kutjara]

74. Oh yes, "fanny pack" is problematic.

We Brits say "fanny" when we mean...I suppose..."twat."

So we roll around laughing when someone says "twat pack."

:rofl:

the correct British usage is: "Bum Bag"

[FunkyLeprechaun]

75. I always say "fanny pack"

In the pub just to get a rise out of my friends. Hee hee.

I still can't say "Bum bag" I think Fanny Pack sounds so much better! :rofl:

[guitar man]

78. I want a job at that factory

...finally,employment at something I can excel at :rofl:

[peekaloo]

79. That's just nasty. Everybody knows the best spooge is homemade not canned!