Lolcat translator!!!11!1!one

[ironflange]

Here's an example, Forum Rule #1:

DIS AR TEH MODERATD DISCUSHUN FORUM WIF RULEZ. WE HAS TEAM OV VOLUNTUR MODERATORS HOO DELETE POSTS AN' BAN DISRUPTORS. MEMBERS R STRONGLY URGD 2 FAMILIARIZE THEMSELVEZ WIF R RULEZ, AN' MAK AN EFFORT 2 BECOME POSITIV MEMBR OV R COMMUNITY. DOSE HOO DO NOT RISK HAVIN THEIR POSTS DELETD OR THEIR POSTIN PRIVILEGEZ REVOKD.

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[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Thank you for that. Thank you so very much!

:yourock:

[JTG of the PRB]

2. DAT WUZ KIND OV KEWL

UH OH! NAO I HAS CAUGHT IT! OH NOEZ!

[cynatnite]

3. I need a redneck to translate that n/t

[otherlander]

4. Lol...

TEH TAO NEVR ACTS WIF FORCE,
YET THAR IZ NOTHIN DAT IT CAN NOT DO.

IF RULERS CUD FOLLOW TEH WAI OV TEH TAO,
DEN ALL OV CREASHUN WUD WILLINGLY FOLLOW THEIR EXAMPLE.
IF SELFISH DESIREZ WUZ 2 ARIZE AFTR THEIR TRANFORMASHUN,
I WUD ERASE THEM WIF TEH POR OV TEH UNCARVD BLOCK.

BY TEH POR OV TEH UNCARVD BLOCK,
FUCHUR GENERASHUNS WUD LOOSE THEIR SELFISH DESIREZ.
BY LOOSIN THEIR SELFISH DESIREZ,
TEH WURLD WUD NATURALLY SETTLE INTO PEACE.

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. U KNOE WUTS FUNNY? PEEPS HOO TYPE "F**K".

[wildhorses]

6. best.post.today.

kandr

:rofl:

[billyoc]

7. Oh, FUCK! I just fed it *'s last state of the union address,

and it spat out the introduction to "Assault on Reason". :scared:

[sakabatou]

8. scary

[struggle4progress]

9. WHAN DAT APRILL WIF HIS SHOUREZ SOOTE

TEH DROGHTE OV MARCH HATH PERCD 2 TEH ROOTE,
AN' BATHD EVRY VEYNE IN SWICH LICOUR
OV WHICH VERTU ENGENDRD IZ TEH FLOUR;
WHAN ZEPHIRUS EEK WIF HIS SWEETE BREETH
INSPIRD HATH IN EVRY HOLT AN' HEETH
TENDRE CROPPEZ, AN' TEH YONGE SONNE
HATH IN DA RAM HIS HALVE COURS YRONNE,
AN' SMALE FOWELEZ MAKEN MELODYE,
DAT SLEPEN AL TEH NYGHT WIF OPEN YE
(SO PRIKETH HEM NACHUR IN HIR CORAGEZ);
THANNE LONGEN FOLK 2 GOON ON PILGRIMAGEZ
AN' PALMEREZ 4 2 SEKEN STRAUNGE STRONDEZ,
2 FERNE HALWEZ, KOWTHE IN SONDRY LONDEZ;
AN' SPECIALLY FRUM EVRY SHIREZ ENDE
OV ENGELOND 2 CAUNTERBURY THEY WENDE,
TEH HOOLY BLISFUL MARTIR 4 2 SEKE,
DAT HEM HATH HOLPEN WHAN DAT THEY WUZ SEEKE.
BIFIL DAT IN DAT SESON ON DAI,
IN SOUTHWERK AT TEH TABARD AS I LAY
REDY 2 WENDEN ON MAH PILGRYMAGE
2 CAUNTERBURY WIF FUL DEVOUT CORAGE,
AT NYGHT WUZ COME INTO DAT HOSTELRYE
WEL NYNE AN' TWENTY IN COMPAIGNYE,
OV SONDRY FOLK, BY AVENCHUR YFALLE
IN FELAWESHIPE, AN' PILGRIMEZ WUZ THEY ALLE,
DAT TOWARD CAUNTERBURY WOLDEN RYDE.
TEH CHAMBREZ AN' TEH STABLEZ WASN WYDE,
AN' WEL WE WASN ESD ATTE BESTE.

[achtung_circus]

10. well,

F&^% MAH PUSY HOOJ BOY, F&^% ME HARD AN' MAK ME COME. OMG, YEZ, YEZ, IM COMIN.

MESAGE DELETD- NO SEKZ THREADZ.

[wildhorses]

11. ~

:kick:

[TommyO]

12. The Preamble to the U.S. Constitution

WE TEH PEEPS OV TEH UNITD STATEZ, IN ORDR 2 FORM MOAR PERFECT UNION, ESTABLISH JUSTICE, INSURE DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY, PROVIDE 4 DA COMMON DEFENCE, PROMOTE TEH GENERAL WELFARE, AN' SECURE TEH BLESINGS OV LIBERTY 2 OURSELVEZ AN' R POSTERITY, DO ORDAIN AN' ESTABLISH DIS CONSTITUSHUN 4 DA UNITD STATEZ OV AMERICA.

[ironflange]

13. Here's a cute snippet from the last SOTU Address

DIS AR TEH NOT TEH FIGHT WE ENTERD IN IRAQ, BUT IT TEH FIGHT WE'RE IN. EVRY WAN OV US WISHEZ DIS WAR WUZ OVAR AN' WON. YET IT WUD NOT BE LIEK US 2 LEAVE R PROMISEZ UNKEPT, R FRENZ ABANDOND, AN' R OWN SECURITY AT RISK. LADIEZ AN' GENTLEMEN: ON DIS DAI, AT DIS HOUR, IT STILL WITHIN R POR 2 SHAPE TEH OUTCOME OV DIS BATTLE. LET US FIND R RESOLVE, AN' TURN EVENTS TOWARD VICTORY.

WE'RE CARRYIN OUT NEW STRATEGY IN IRAQ -- PLAN DAT DEMANDZ MOAR FRUM IRAQ'S ELECTD GUBMENT, AN' GIVEZ R FORCEZ IN IRAQ TEH REINFORCEMENTS THEY NED 2 COMPLETE THEIR MISHUN. R GOAL IZ DEMOCRATIC IRAQ DAT UPHOLDZ TEH RULE OV LAW, RESPECTS TEH RIGHTS OV ITS PEEPS, PROVIDEZ THEM SECURITY, AN' IZ AN ALLY IN DA WAR ON TERROR.

Hmmm, I think it actually has more credibility this way.

[JVS]

14. in principum erat verbum

1 IN DA BEGINNIN WUZ TEH WERD, AN' TEH WERD WUZ WIF INVISIBLE MAN, AN' TEH WERD WUZ INVISIBLE MAN.

2 TEH SAME WUZ IN DA BEGINNIN WIF INVISIBLE MAN.

3 ALL THINGS WUZ MADE BY HIM; AN' WITHOUT HIM WUZ NOT ANY THIN MADE DAT WUZ MADE.

4 IN HIM WUZ LIFE; AN' TEH LIFE WUZ TEH LIGHT OV DOODZ.

5 AN' TEH LIGHT SHINETH IN DARKNES; AN' TEH DARKNES COMPREHENDD IT NOT.

6 THAR WUZ MAN SENT FRUM INVISIBLE MAN, WHOSE NAYM WUZ JOHN.

7 TEH SAME CAME 4 WITNES, 2 BEAR WITNES OV TEH LIGHT, DAT ALL DOODZ THRU HIM MITE BLEEV.

8 HE WUZ NOT DAT LIGHT, BUT WUZ SENT 2 BEAR WITNES OV DAT LIGHT.

9 DAT WUZ TEH TRUE LIGHT, WHICH LIGHTETH EVRY MAN DAT COMETH INTO TEH WURLD.

10 HE WUZ IN DA WURLD, AN' TEH WURLD WUZ MADE BY HIM, AN' TEH WURLD KNEW HIM NOT.

11 HE CAME UNTO HIS OWN, AN' HIS OWN RECEIVD HIM NOT.

12 BUT AS LOTZ DA AS RECEIVD HIM, 2 THEM GAEV HE POR 2 BECOME TEH SONS OV INVISIBLE MAN, EVEN 2 THEM DAT BLEEV ON HIS NAYM:

13 WHICH WUZ BORN, NOT OV BLOOD, NOR OV TEH WILL OV TEH FLESH, NOR OV TEH WILL OV MAN, BUT OV INVISIBLE MAN.

14 AN' TEH WERD WUZ MADE FLESH, AN' DWELT AMONG US, (AN' WE BEHELD HIS GLORY, TEH GLORY AS OV TEH ONLY BEGOTTEN OV TEH FATHR,) FULL OV GRACE AN' TRUTH.

15 JOHN BARE WITNES OV HIM, AN' CRID, SAYIN, DIS WUZ HE OV WHOM I SPAEK, HE DAT COMETH AFTR ME IZ PREFERRD BEFORE ME: 4 HE WUZ BEFORE ME.

16 AN' OV HIS FULNES HAS ALL WE RECEIVD, AN' GRACE 4 GRACE.

17 4 DA LAW WUZ GIVEN BY MOSEZ, BUT GRACE AN' TRUTH CAME BY JESUS CHRIST.