Dear Mods and Admins: I wish to register a complaint...

[Nlighten1]

about this Parrot that I bought here not one half an hour ago..

[PVnRT]

1. What's wrong with it?

Looks fine to me.

[TXlib]

4. I'll tell you what's wrong with it:

'e's bleedin' dead, that's what's wrong with 'im!

[twistedliberal]

7. No, he's resting. Look.

[thebigidea]

2. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT...

now I've noticed a tendency for this forum to get silly - now, nobody enjoys a good laugh more than I do. Except perhaps my wife, and all of her friends. Come to think of it, most people enjoy a good laugh more than I do...

[DS1]

3. Oh you're no fun anymore!

[Robb]

5. LOL!!

Nicely parried. :)

[moof]

13. Here is your beverage sir, would you care for anything with it ?

[twistedliberal]

6. Oh yes, the Norwegian Blue. What's wrong with it?

[gator_in_Ontario]

8. You mean the dead....um...sleeping parrot???

[qwertyMike]

9. It;s just stunned

[RandomKoolzip]

10. This is an Ex-Parrot!

n/t

[qwertyMike]

11. This parrot

is deceased
is no more
RIP
has joined the Choir Invisible
ceased to be
expired
bereft of life

Really it was just pining for the fjiords

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

14. PINING FOR THE FIJORDS? It is bleeding demised, mate!

[Zero Gravitas]

12. Listen Mate

this parrot wouldn't voom if you put 10,000 volts through it!