DS1 has given me breasts. What do I give him, in return?

[LaraMN]

I'm thinking:

[billyskank]

1. Give him bush.

[LaraMN]

8. That is not within the realm of my authori-tay.

:P

[LynneSin]

2. A Brain

:shrug:

[LaraMN]

9. Like I've got an extra one of those around!

Have you READ my posts?

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

10. I thought perhaps you were just sitting on it

:shrug:

[LaraMN]

12. Oh. I thought that was a 'roid doughnut.

[kmla]

25. So, does a 'roid doughnut have a cream filling of Preparation H?

Just askin'.

[Taverner]

3. How about a photoshop of him in OG drinking Pabst?

[LaraMN]

11. So he can mock my shop skills?

That would be a crush to my ego that I could hardly bear.

[DS1]

13. No, I insist!

[LaraMN]

15. YOU do it!

:bounce:

You're in the spirit!

[DS1]

17. As much as I may be "G'd up from the knees up" in real life

I don't have any Compton pics.

Take a picture of your front porch and I'll hoodify it

[LaraMN]

23. I don't know. I might need D-cups to warrant that kind of effort....

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[DS1]

24. I'll need a better source

:puffpiece:

[KitchenWitch]

4. Perfect

That and a bottle of EVOO and he will be set!

[LaraMN]

14. I'm so on it!

[Midlodemocrat]

5. You know what DS1 would LOVE??? A puppy!!!

Or a baby!!!!! He LOVES puppies and babies.

:hide:

[LaraMN]

16. Omg! Genius!

[Midlodemocrat]

20. Now THAT's what I'm talking about!! He LOVES babies and puppies.

He's such a sweet, little googly moogly when he's not stirring up trouble in the lounge.

[ohiosmith]

6. You have to ask?

[LaraMN]

18. I'm trying to be thoughtful and contemplative.

I don't want to re-gift my travel alarm clock.

[Deja Q]

7. A dick?

(Spotted too!)







:hide:

[LaraMN]

19. It is mildly amusing that the pic has both

"dick" and "sponge" on the label, no?

[DS1]

21. and MICRO HA HA

oh, wait


:yoiks:

[Deja Q]

27. Well, it's the right color to be a sponge... actually,

it looks more like a placenta...

:hide:

[LynneSin]

22. You know I bought I can of that stuff about 3 weeks ago

Sitting there on the kitchen counter - not sure what to do with it now.

Maybe I'll take it with me to the next DU gathering.

Or perhaps I'll give it to Lost & Haruka as a wedding present

:hide:

[Seashell Eyes]

26. Give him the gift of ear wax.

:thumbsup:

[DS1]

29. Really sexes a man right up, doesn't it!

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. I dunno about *him*

but you can get this fucking "To Sir, With Love" earworm outa my brain.

:banghead:

[Fire Walk With Me]

30. Something to batter-dip his snacks in?

[DS1]

31. there's no n in sack

and I only have one