Halloween is coming! Post and I'll provide you a costume!

[LaraMN]

So you can be prepared well in advance!

:bounce:

[soleft]

1. Keep in mind I have to march in the Greenwich Village Parade

Last year we were pork chops and apple sauce.

[LaraMN]

3. This year, you will be:

Nacho Libre. Sorry.

[soleft]

24. Get that corn out of my face!

Just practicing.

:)

[driver8]

90. "Pork chops...and apple sauce..."

Was that from the infamous Brady Bunch episode?

[soleft]

172. Yes!

[LynneSin]

2. m'kay

:D

[LaraMN]

5. It's a hybrid outfit

Brown, sparkly leotard





Giant Cowbell.

[bicentennial_baby]

4. Go for it

:D

[LaraMN]

8. I'm thinking red....

You're going as Rachel Ray on the Triscuit box.

[bicentennial_baby]

9. ....

:mad: You will pay for this one day, pretty lady...one day.

[underpants]

6. Costumes are already at Target

my wife saw them this weekend

[LaraMN]

12. But do they have your size in:

Yu-Gi-Oh ?!

[guitar man]

7. OK

what should I be :shrug:

[LaraMN]

15. You should be THIS!:

[guitar man]

23. I love it!!

Fantastic!!

I think I'm going to be playing a gig on Halloween this year, so I better get one of these to go with that outfit... :D

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Okay.

:scared:

[LaraMN]

17. Mwahaha!

Because I can't find a minivan costume:

[Midlodemocrat]

18. OMG!!! That is soooo cool. Beats the convict costume I wear every year!

[billyskank]

11. Hallowe'en? Oh crap, that means it's nearly Thanksgiving. Which means it's nearly Christmas.

Where did the year go?

[LaraMN]

19. I don't know, but you simply must dress as:

A flaming carrot.

[billyskank]

61. Are the diver's flippers mandatory?

[LaraMN]

68. Pretty much. Ever see a carrot without flippers?

Well, that is irrelevant.

[pagerbear]

13. Hit me!

[LaraMN]

22. Something else already did!....

[Inchworm]

14. I can never decide!

Thanks in advance!

:hi:

[LaraMN]

25. Your most welcome, my dear....

Operation game!

[Inchworm]

27. Bzzzzt! you touched my...

heart!

:yourock:

[AllegroRondo]

16. what fun! what should I do this year?

last year I was Steve from Blues Clues. the kids loved it.

[AllegroRondo]

95. I feel so strangely left out.

:(

[LaraMN]

101. Ack! I'm on it!

Rainbow Brite!

[AllegroRondo]

171. I dont think my wife would approve....

and I've never worn heels before.

but you do get points for originality!

[NewWaveChick1981]

20. Give it your best shot...

:hi: :D :bounce:

[LaraMN]

31. Ohhhkaaayyyy....

You're a martini!

[NewWaveChick1981]

34. Drink me!

:hi: :rofl: Now THAT'S cool... :evilgrin: Thank you!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

21. Hook me up.

Something saucy, please.

[LaraMN]

32. Saucy like....

strawberry shortcake?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

55. It'll fit my figure perfectly!

Thanks you very much.

[rug]

26. I'm waiting.

[LaraMN]

33. Prepare to be touched....

[rug]

46. Thanks! I feel divine.

[femmocrat]

28. Do you have something suitable for an elementary teacher?

I have to wear this to school... guess the Playboy Bunny and French maid are out.

[LaraMN]

35. How 'bout this one? Kids love babies!

[femmocrat]

39. Eeek! that is just horrifying!

I thought you meant like a big diaper and a frilly bonnet! Thanks anyhow.... It was nice of you to find it and post it. If you don't mind, I think I'll stick with my Cat in the Hat outfit! :rofl:

[texas1928]

29. Ok try to find one for me.

:D

[LaraMN]

37. Alright!

[texas1928]

44. Cool.

But I am a bass player. I was thinking mammogram machine. :evilgrin:


This is my 13,000th post.

[redqueen]

30. ...

?

[LaraMN]

40. Girl power!

[texas1928]

42. Now that would be nice look for redqueen.

*Falls backwards out of chair*

[redqueen]

43. Whoa!

:rofl:

If I could, I would, but I can't, so I won't. :P

[Crazy Dave]

175. I hope that one stops by my house

:woohoo:

[seemunkee]

36. OK, I have no idea what I would be.

[LaraMN]

41. I do!

Pac Man!

[ulysses]

38. this should be interesting...

:)

[LaraMN]

45. It SHOULD!

But instead, it's mostly frightening!

[ulysses]

47. heh - that fits, actually.

:scared:

[flying rabbit]

48. Fire away.

[LaraMN]

49. Heeere you go!

[flying rabbit]

54. ..

:spray:

[applegrove]

50. Me, Applegrove! What should I be?

[LaraMN]

51. You should be...

A shower!

[applegrove]

52. Who on earth would think that up? Oh yeah..that guy in the picture.

[texas1928]

The Karate Kid.

That is where that is from.

[applegrove]

77. I never saw that movie. I hear it was good.

[spinbaby]

53. Oh good, Halloween ideas

I need something suitable for work that our whole department can dress up in for minimal expense. And it should be good enough to win a prize.

[LaraMN]

60. ....

You could have lots of doctors...

[Oeditpus Rex]

56. This should be rather easy

O' course, you'll probably complicate it. :P

[LaraMN]

62. You know it!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

74. Man, that's just sick

And not in any way related to Monty Python. x(

[lizziegrace]

57. Heh...

g'head. :popcorn:


;)

[LaraMN]

63. Alrighty!

Here you go!

[lizziegrace]

81. Ha!

:rofl:

You're a very twisted soul. ;)

:hug:

[AwakeAtLast]

58. O. K., whaddaya got for me?

BTW, since you mentioned Halloween in July, you have guaranteed that Christmas decorations will be out the day after Labor Day. :D

[LaraMN]

64. I have....

Frank.

[AwakeAtLast]

87. How becoming!

Kinda looks like the corpse from that "Tales of the Darkside" show!

[SKKY]

59. I'd like Sergio and I to dress up in something that goes well together....

...Any ideas?

[LaraMN]

67. Maybe...

Mary Kate and Ashley? It might be a bit of a stretch for you two...

[SKKY]

78. Mary Kate and Ashley???

Lara, what are you smoking? And more importantly, where can I get some? I was thinking more of something like this-

[LaraMN]

79. My husband's friends want me to dress my children up as

members of KISS, because of Jack's insane Gene Simmons-like tongue extention. I don't think my little gal would be real happy about being Paul Stanley...

[ohiosmith]

65. :

:hi:

[LaraMN]

70. You are.....

[DS1]

66. Boo

[LaraMN]

71. Oh, you honey...

Tampon.

[EstimatedProphet]

69. Post

[LaraMN]

73. Reply.

[EstimatedProphet]

76. OK, I can live with that.

[Deja Q]

72. Halloween is? I'll get the towel!

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

75. Your highness, I give you...

[Deja Q]

86. ROFL! I'd have to be high to wear that!

:spray:

[ThomCat]

80. I need a costume that works well with crutches.

Lots of luck with that. :P

And please, I don't want to be a patient again. I do enough of that in real life. :cry:

[LaraMN]

84. ....

We can fashion your crutches to appear as though they are giant spoons!

[ThomCat]

93. That would be cool!

:)

[TommyO]

82. Gay man seeking costume for an annual amusement park Halloween gathering.

It's the Phoenix Phall Phunfest at Knoebels, costumes optional but encouraged.

[LaraMN]

85. Yes!

[TommyO]

153. Spam it is!

Thank you, LaraMN.

[Call Me Wesley]

83. Uhm, oh? (nt)

[LaraMN]

88. Got it!

I read that it is "syphilis".

[Call Me Wesley]

89. Now I really wonder what you think of me ...

But then, hey, I'm right up there with Ödi's costume. Perhaps we should go together banging on doors!

:rofl:

[CottonBear]

91. Okee dokee. Surprise me!

I LOVE Halloween!

[LaraMN]

102. Okay!

Leonardo!

[CottonBear]

116. Cool! Thanks!

:)

[driver8]

92. Me, me, me...!

[LaraMN]

103. You are.....

[driver8]

138. I didn't ask for a description -- I want a costume!!

[bigwillq]

94. I want a costume!

Halloween is my fave holiday! :bounce: :) :hi:

[LaraMN]

104. My fave too!

Richard Simmons (but a less feminine incarnation)!

[bigwillq]

139. Oh no you didn't!

:mad: :P

[LaraMN]

143. Okay fine,

We'll see what we can do with Billy Blanks...

[bigwillq]

147. That's better.

I just can't wait to be a big, masculine black man. ;) :P :)


:hi:

[taterguy]

96. Please provide me with a costume

[LaraMN]

105. Butofcourse!

What else but...

[Critters2]

97. Okay, whaddaya got? nt

[LaraMN]

106. I gots

responsible adult behavior enforcer...

[Critters2]

165. LOL!!!

But still, this means I'm no fun even at Halloween.

[Parche]

98. I need one I need one

:hi:

[LaraMN]

107. ...and I got one!

[Parche]

114. costume

I want to talk to the Manager, that is NOT what I ordered.............:hi:
:mad: :mad: :mad: :grr: :grr:





:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[WannaBeGrumpy]

99. ok me too

:)

[LaraMN]

109. Ok, kiddo!

It's called "Monsturd."

[arbusto_baboso]

100. I usually wear an elaborate pirate costume...

but I'm kinda bored with that now. Any suggestions?

[LaraMN]

111. I'm thinking...

you rig something up with a giant Lite Brite. That always draws a crowd!

[arbusto_baboso]

123. Wait a minute....

Is that Lite-Brite giving me the bird??? How rude.....:rofl:

[judaspriestess]

108. oooh I like the rainbow brite

outfit. Its kinda sexy

[LaraMN]

112. You want sexy, eh?

Well it's sex-related, anyway...

[Redstone]

110. Me? In a Halloween costume? This, I gotta see to believe.

Redstone

[LaraMN]

113. So... how do you feel about

Spongebob Squarepants?



I'm thinking it's a no-go, huh?:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

115. you will never top my own costume...

do you remember what was.

[LaraMN]

117. No!

What was it?!

[Pierre.Suave]

177. I will find a pic

later.

[Ava]

118. there's always fun halloween parties around here to go to

i have no idea what to go as this year. last year i was daphne from scooby doo and the year before that i was cleopatra.

[LaraMN]

119. and this year, you will be:

Supah Britney!

[Ava]

121. oh. my. god.

:spray:

that's so so so wrong :rofl:

[greatauntoftriplets]

120. Okay....

Hit me. Please.

[LaraMN]

122. Okee!

Woo-Hoo, Alice!

[greatauntoftriplets]

126. Thanks!!

Do I get the figure too?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

124. Hit me!

[LaraMN]

125. You got it!

You KNOW it's totally you!
:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

128. Haha, sweet!

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

127. ~

:yoiks:

[LaraMN]

129. Hmmm....

How 'bout:

[wildhorses]

131. you are good

:thumbsup:

:rofl:

[sakabatou]

130. sanosuke sagara

Sanosuke Sagara... sorry no image

[crim son]

132. Is it too late?

I need a costume, badly!

[LaraMN]

134. Not too late, but you MAY have to be a

very small dentist.

:rofl:

[crim son]

135. Now, how am I gonna do that?

:rofl: On my knees, I'm thinking.

[LaraMN]

137. The good news is

you've still got THREE months to figure it out!

:rofl:

[crim son]

149. Wench!

:P

[Le Taz Hot]

133. I need something for this year.

Last year my best friend went as a cow and my husband and I went as the two alien guys following "DI-ARY" around with a bunch of alfalfa begging for the magical elixir. It was a riot.

I'm not much of a lounge lizard so you probably don't know me, but give it your best shot anyway.

[LaraMN]

136. I think I've got a little something...

I think it is a scary clown pez dispenser costume.

[derby378]

140. Okay, babydoll, hit me

Spin your wheel and let's see what Fate has in store!

[LaraMN]

141. How do you feel about being a:

[derby378]

154. LOL!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

142. okay lara!

make me famous!

[LaraMN]

145. Alright!

It's a thriller!

[In_The_Wind]

144. I need one!

[LaraMN]

146. Joani! You can be:

It suits you! (and it's pretty damn cool!)

[Corgigal]

148. I need a costume also

Try to keep in mind that I am the one who opens the door and gives out all the candy. Thanks

[LaraMN]

150. In that case...

it will save you BIG on candy!

[Corgigal]

151. good pick

and more candy for ME. Good work

[Joe Fields]

152. My curiosity has the better of me...

[LaraMN]

156. I'm wavering, here. It's either:

banana:


or

pilgrim:

[nickgutierrez]

155. Give me some ideas.

:)

[LaraMN]

157. I'm thinkin':

Leprechaun:



or

Prince Charles:



Or some hybrid thereof.

[JTG of the PRB]

158. Okay, I'm game.

Hit me!

[LaraMN]

160. You got it:

Please wear underwear under there.

[JTG of the PRB]

162. Whoa... Killer Tomato! Awesome!

As for the underwear thing... Well... I'll be whatever I wanna do!

[RevolutionaryActs]

159. I'm going as a pirate, and you can't stop me!

:P

[LaraMN]

161. No.

You're going as a giant contact lens.
I have no pic, but you are.

[RevolutionaryActs]

164. BWHAHAHAHA!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[RetroLounge]

163. ooh, ME, ME ME!

:hi:

RL

[LaraMN]

167. You will be immortalized...

or look it, anyway!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

166. Got any left for me??

[LaraMN]

168. Hells yeah!

Viking warrior woman!

[KitchenWitch]

169. I am in! Remember, I am very tall.

[LaraMN]

178. One size fits all!

Practice your "get off my damn lawn"s!

[some guy]

170. Okay,

I need a costume idea, please.

Thank you. :)

[LaraMN]

179. You are...

Viagra

[some guy]

190. YAY

I'm a pill head. :bounce:

Thank you! :P

:hi:

[zanne]

173. When do the Christmas decorations come out?

Last year at K-Mart, it was September.

[LaraMN]

180. I dunno, but you better find a friend, because

you're going to be the vodka twins.

[Fox Mulder]

174. I want to be a vampire or a wizard.

:)

[LaraMN]

181. No. You are this:

[woo me with science]

176. Oh what the hell. nt

[LaraMN]

182. Ok. What's your name? Maybe this:

[Zavulon]

183. This should be interesting...

:)

[LaraMN]

185. It should, but in fact it is....

an outhouse

[Zavulon]

187. Wow, I must have pissed you off

I went as The Crow last year, and now people are going to take dumps all over me all night. :(

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

184. Haloween is not that big in Brazil, but humor me. -nt

[LaraMN]

186. Watch out, it's...

Super sperm!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

188. Appropriate, since in each ejaculation there are a BRAZILLION sperms!

OK, you can maul me now.

[MorningGlow]

189. Sigh--I go as a witch EVERY year

Got any new ideas for this witchiepoo? :hi: