How do you throw out a garbage can, assuming no dumpster is available?

[Orrex]

This might be the biggest dilemma facing modern society since the "over/under" toilet paper issue first came to light.

[Suich]

1. Put it in front of someone else's house.

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Recycle it?

:shrug:

[TOhioLiberal]

3. here...

...in the ass-end of Ohio, you put a note on the can stating 'take can also' or something similar.

[ruiner4u]

4. Great question...

It took me three trys. I had to leave it upside down with a big "Im Trash!" sign taped to it.

[petronius]

5. Buy a bigger can, and put the old one inside?

:shrug:

[Orrex]

7. Pfft! A stop-gap measure, at best!

What happens when you want to throw out that larger can, hmm?

[BlooInBloo]

9. I should think that would be self-explanatory. :)

[petronius]

10. Well, once you've worked up to the largest trash can on the planet,

(which top scientists estimate would take you at least 6.3 life times to achieve, so I don't think it's a realistic concern), then you just dynamite that mofo and start over...

Or, you could skip straight to the dynamite for your original can - it's both fun and effective!

[Orrex]

11. Dynamiting one's original can is extremely dangerous!

And it leaves you no place to sit.

[Blue-Jay]

6. I cut one up and stuffed it in a lawn bag.

[NanceGreggs]

8. Put it on the curb ...

... with a sign that says "Antique garbage can for sale - $50 or best offer".

It will be gone by morning.

[SoCalDem]

12. Spray paint on it.. "This can is TRASH..please take it to the dump"

:shrug:

[Vidar]

13. Step 1 Have fun with a sledge hammer

[cleveramerican]

14. thick black magic marker

write "Barrel is Trash" on the side