Oops. I bought this eyebrow trimmer...

[LaraMN]

and I accidentally trimmed off a piece of one eyebrow that I kind of really wanted to keep.

Yesterday, I swung the car door into my foot and two of my toes are all purple, now.

I also smacked myself in the hip with a ten pound metal free weight, and now I have a big bruise on one side of my hip which conveniently matches the bruise on the other side that I obtained when I clipped a door frame.

That's my clumsy dork update for the day.


:bounce:

:thumbsup:

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Sounds like you're your own worst enemy today

[LaraMN]

3. I hate myself for my freedom.

:crazy:

[Richardo]

9. !!

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

14. I'm such an asshole.

:mad:

[applegrove]

2. For god's sake sit down and don't move.

[LaraMN]

4. I think that's my problem; I'm always running around.

As I was steam-cleaning the upholstery in my minivan today, :rofl: I was wondering how on earth I will be able to handle it, if I have to take some kind of desk job after I finish school. Pretty much the only time I sit down for more than five minutes during the day is when I'm on DU.

:rofl:

[applegrove]

6. You must have a high metabolism.

[LaraMN]

8. Maybe. I definitely have high levels of insane.

:P

[LeftyMom]

5. You need bubble wrap.

Make sure to leave your nose and mouth uncovered.

[LaraMN]

7. It would probably give me a rash.

Or the kids would jump on me and hurt me. 80% of my injuries are the results of kids. The other 20% are primarily the result of my having The Stupid.

[billyskank]

11. The Stupid

Hey, I got that! :D

:hi:

[LaraMN]

12. It's contagious. Don't lick anybody.

:D

[Shakespeare]

10. "Sit down before you fall and break something..."

That's what my dad used to say to me (and the "breaking something" was not out of concern for my person, but for how badly I could fuck up my surroundings).

Klutzes unite!

[LaraMN]

13. I noticed that the other day that I still have a scar under my boob

from (six years ago) when I was running to catch a bus and the cherry fell off my cigarette, went down my shirt, and nestled in my bra, burning me.

I stood in front of the bus flapping my shirt and ripping at the underwire of my bra, trying to dislodge the burning piece.

It was one of my shining moments.
:P

[GirlinContempt]

15. Come over

I'm making mojitos with real rum from Cuba

[LaraMN]

17. Omg! Jerk!

:9
I'm so jealous...

[GirlinContempt]

20. Well, get your tush up here

[Shakespeare]

19. Oh, do NOT tell me you have Havana Club.

If you do, I shall die of jealousy. :cry:

[GirlinContempt]

22. Well, yeah

And I think some Ron Cubay

I just walk down to the liquor store and buy it. Well, not the Ron Cubay, it's harder to find.

[lizziegrace]

16. Oops...

Grace...

;)

[LaraMN]

18. I only lasted a year in ballet.

It was impeding my ability to watch Saturday morning cartoons.
Oh, the remorse...

:P

[lizziegrace]

21. Too funny!!

I was never very good in ballet either. My daughter calls me Grace and it's not a compliment. ;)

[wildhorses]

23. be careful -- looks like you are getting ready to ram your

thumb up your butt :rofl: