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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-29-07 12:05 AM
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The neighbor kids slashed my pool
True story - when I was little I had one of those pools with the plastic blow up sides - some older (probably teens) kids one night came and slashed it with a knife.

:cry:
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-29-07 12:14 AM
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1. Copycating a copycat?
NICE. :) 10 points.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-29-07 12:15 AM
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2. WOOHOO - I will mark that on my scorecard!
:7
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-29-07 12:15 AM
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3. kill the little
fatasses :yoiks:


:rofl:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-29-07 12:16 AM
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4. I would if I knew where the little fuckers were!
It has been about 40 years or so!

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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-29-07 12:17 AM
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5. find their names and hire a private eye
and then kill the fatasses

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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-29-07 12:34 AM
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6. First, we kill all the fatasses
Then, we go swimming! :D
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-29-07 12:35 AM
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7. Word!
:D
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-29-07 12:40 AM
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8. cool
no more fatasses evah!

we'll even have places where formerly fat assed kids and adults can lose weight by working in the fields and only eating veggies.

:P
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Common Sense Party Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-29-07 12:42 AM
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9. I slashed my own pool once. True story.
It was one of those $15 wading pools for the kids, you know? About three feet high. Genius that I am--and dutiful husband in charge of lawn care--I'm out there trying to start the weedwhacker very close to the pool. Dang thing wouldn't start, finally after several pulls it roared to life.

Unfortunately, the whacker-line was longer than I had estimated. It sliced right through the side of the pool, about an inch from the ground. I was nearly swept away by a two-foot tsunami.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-29-07 12:43 AM
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10. This post is worthless without Video!
:rofl:

Sorry to laugh, I have stuff like that happen to me all the time.
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Common Sense Party Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-29-07 12:48 AM
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11. I wish we had captured it on video.
Then I could've met Bob Saget!!!!
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