Invent your own "ism"

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For example:

billyskankism \bil-ee-skangk’-izm\, noun: Ability to locate loaf of bread esp. in times of famine or pestilence.
(archaic Scot. heavy wooden club; cudgel + Jamaic. dance with loose limbs)

[EstimatedProphet]

1. WTFism

The ability to post something that has absolutely no bearing on the subject at hand.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. That's so weird - I was just thinking of Dom Deloise!

Spooky.

And people say there is no God.

[EstimatedProphet]

6. Only athiests say there is no god.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Lounge-ism.

Sometimes a good thread idea plummets for no obvious reason. Many potential witticisms are wasted.

[pagerbear]

4. I thought that was Pagerism

Hilarious or insightful post dies immediately.

[VLC]

5. lactoterrorism

Making dairy products a staple of WIC and other programs for the underpriviliged, mainly minorities who have very high rates of lactose intolerance.

OK, so it's not a funny one.

[LeftyMom]

8. I did a paper on that last year

Giving four and a half gallons of milk, two pounds of cheese and two dozen eggs to populations with very high rates of obesity isn't exactly the best idea ever, either.

My proposal in the paper was to shift the program's emphasis to fresh produce.

[skygazer]

7. Olive Gardenism

The act of patronizing restaurants for the sole purpose of smoking, breastfeeding or letting small children run amuck.

[otherlander]

9. Fitibanaism

The belief system of Fitibana, derived from Ikebana, the japanese art of flower arangement. (Ike, arrangement + bana, flower)

Fitibana (Fiti, grafiti + bana, flower) is the delightfully unique combination of flower planting and vandalism.

[BarenakedLady]

10. inchwormism

A condition were you find yourself posting without wearing pants and drinking copious amounts of beer.