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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:35 PM Original message |
Write a personals headline that is guaranteed NOT to get responses: |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
1. Psoriasis is Sexy! |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:38 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Agreed. Always leave that as a special surprise... |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
3. "I have this itch... will someone please come scratch it?" |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:39 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. That's HOT! |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
4. 55 yo male, only 20 pounds overweight, balding. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:40 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. Try it at age 35... |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:42 PM Response to Reply #9 |
14. Remember when Playboy playmates listed their "turn-offs"? |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
5. "Enlarged to show texture." |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:39 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. ! |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:41 PM Response to Reply #7 |
13. "Your treat" |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
8. Hitler in search of Jewish Gay Gypsie for Extreme Role Play |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:41 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. . |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
10. "I'm broke." |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
12. Have herpes, will travel. |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
15. "Who wants to be my next babymama?" |
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YDogg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:26 PM Response to Reply #15 |
45. heh |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:43 PM Response to Original message |
16. Mongol In Search of Undefended Satrapy |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:45 PM Response to Original message |
17. Sniveling Little Rat Face in search of Dreary Fat Boring Old |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 05:16 PM Response to Reply #17 |
28. Object: Matrimony and three children |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
18. Animal rights activist looking for trousersnake liberator. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
19. Free Republic member looking for his "G. Gordon" man |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:48 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. Now I know who's been running that... |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
20. "Catch me on the rebound, baby." |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
22. "If I was bread, would you be my butter?" |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:57 PM Response to Original message |
23. Need Soulmate To Change Dressings. |
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ruiner4u (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
24. Looking for other kindred souls who have a colostomy bag fetish |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
25. Male seeking female DC-area prostitute to change diapers |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 05:09 PM Response to Original message |
26. Needy possessive guy seeks bad girl |
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ChoralScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
27. Wanna go for a ride in my 'vette? |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
29. 'It puts the lotion on its skin...' |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 05:21 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. Dayum... |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:36 PM Response to Reply #29 |
58. *winner* |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
31. Looking for Olive Garden "Breadstick" taster |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
32. "Let's put a bun in the oven!" |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 05:27 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. Feeling Blue - Will You Be MY Monica? |
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billyoc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 05:43 PM Response to Original message |
34. Must love Jackals, |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 05:44 PM Response to Original message |
35. Looking for someone who isn't turned off by dry skin |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 05:54 PM Response to Original message |
36. "I don't smell as bad as you'd think" |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 05:55 PM Response to Original message |
37. Mother said I needed to meet new people. |
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rockymountaindem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 06:21 PM Response to Original message |
38. Professional baby-seal-clubber seeks someone to keep warm with |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 06:22 PM Response to Original message |
39. "It's not gonna suck itself." |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 06:36 PM Response to Reply #39 |
41. Been reading Craigslist casual encounters again? |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:37 PM Response to Reply #41 |
60. I read that shit for comedy... |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 06:35 PM Response to Original message |
40. C'mon up and see my chainsaw |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
42. Ex-school-hero-jock mid-level manager looking for quiescent abusable woman like my friend's wives |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:07 PM Response to Reply #42 |
43. You would the hunkiest of the hunks here in OK.... |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:03 PM Response to Reply #43 |
49. A good portion in most of the midwest, it seems. |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
44. Now that the rash has cleared, I'm ready for action! |
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evlbstrd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:36 PM Response to Original message |
46. I just lost another tooth. Who wants to love me? |
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smtpgirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:01 PM Response to Original message |
47. "Looking to stalk you" |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:03 PM Response to Original message |
48. "You bring the blue dress, I got the cigar" (nt) |
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TheBaldyMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:07 PM Response to Original message |
50. Walking disaster area (WDA) seeks blind stupid woman (BSW) |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:13 PM Response to Original message |
51. "I'm not needy; I just need you!" |
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TheBaldyMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:17 PM Response to Original message |
52. OJ seeks SWF |
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idgiehkt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
53. "Let us frolic in my totally dope blanket fort" |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:23 PM Response to Original message |
54. "Single Alien Female Seeks Same For Weekend Fun, and Communion With Ship(s)." |
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flying rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:28 PM Response to Original message |
55. Meth head love pirate seeks |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:31 PM Response to Original message |
56. "Do Yu Luv Linda Ronstadt?" |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:32 PM Response to Original message |
57. Loves long walks on the beach looking for carcasses |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
59. "Divorced White Male Seeks Female For Back Massage, Scab Picking and Spitting." |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:47 PM Response to Original message |
61. "I Can Hold Out With The Best of 'Em! (Plus, I Go To Church)" |
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S n o w b a l l (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:47 PM Response to Original message |
62. 300 lb hottie looking for rich executive for LTR |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
63. "as I screamed myself hoarse at the cockfighting ring in Bangkok, a wad of money in one hand a ... |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
64. "Single White Male Seeks Female With Good Breeding Hips" |
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TheBaldyMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
65. Trekkie LARPer seeks similar for Amok Time |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:01 PM Response to Original message |
66. "Divorced Male Leo Seeks Leo (or Sag) to Share Cottage and Alligator Farm" |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:03 PM Response to Original message |
67. Sensitive male seeks liberated lady. No fatties. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:05 PM Response to Original message |
68. "Modestly-Endowed Male Seeking Female Who Won't Judge" |
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TheBaldyMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:05 PM Response to Original message |
69. Michael Hutchence lookalike seeks Rock chick - no hang ups |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:09 PM Response to Original message |
70. "I Like The Crack Whore Look--Have You Got It?" |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:11 PM Response to Original message |
71. "I hope you're not like my ex-husband. He was such a fucking asshole. You wouldn't believe the..." |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:14 PM Response to Original message |
72. "Divorced Dad of 4 Needs New Meal Ticket" |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:19 PM Response to Original message |
73. "Mommy of 34 cats seeks a daddy" |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:20 PM Response to Original message |
74. "Black Widow Spiders Turn Me On" |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:24 PM Response to Original message |
75. "SXXXY Grandpa Seeks Slender Thai Maiden For PTR" |
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Seashell Eyes (498 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
76. Seeking father of my future babies. |
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hyphenate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
77. Man, 50, seeks woman to replace his recently deceased mother |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:55 PM Response to Original message |
78. Me: Herpes in remission. You: clean. |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:59 PM Response to Original message |
79. These warts ain't getting any smaller, ladies. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 11:01 PM Response to Original message |
80. I am not contagious - honest! |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 11:01 PM Response to Original message |
81. "Check out my sweater vest!" |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 11:34 PM Response to Original message |
82. "bad motherfucker looking for miss wrong" |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 12:04 AM Response to Original message |
83. SWM Funeral director seeks woman with pale skin, low body temp |
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LibDemAlways (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 12:06 AM Response to Original message |
84. Featured on "To Catch a Predator" |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 12:13 AM Response to Original message |
85. "I'd Like To Sink You With My Pink Torpedo." |
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