Not to diss Qwest, but get a load of the call I made today:

[Deja Q]

I called regarding making a payment.

I called the number on the bill.

A lady named "Eve" answers. She has a lovely, near perfect accident, but she slipped a couple times. Well, if she's too afraid to use her real name, that's not my problem.

I say I want to pay my bill.

She says "Sure, but first do you want to know ways on how to save money..." plus 2.5 minutes of featured flapdoodle I couldn't care any less about.

I respond "No thanks", because I'd taken my prozac an hour earlier and it had settled in.

She responds the typical "Are you sure?" with another 90 seconds of bloviating bafflegab. On the brink of bleating, she was...

I say "Not today, thank you."

She then thanks me and then routes me through to billing, saying it would take a moment.

About 2 minutes later, I hang up and go online to pay.


And that spirit of service? I didn't get a call back wondering if the connection had been dropped. I mean from here to Bangalore, that's quite a distance... but I digress. Whine whine whine.

[lost-in-nj]

1. Bangalore

or
Bangagong??

:shrug: :shrug:


lost





:rofl: :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. Must have been a hell of an "accident."

:rofl: