Are you more in touch with your masculine or your feminine side?

[Writer]

Or neither?

I'm a rather feminine woman, but I identify more with men than with women.

What about you?

[taterguy]

1. You tell me . . .

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[Deep13]

2. Hey, I'm just myself, no sides about it. nt

[datasuspect]

3. i touch my masculine side way too much

[seemunkee]

4. They like to touch each other.

[Aristus]

5. I don't have a feminine side. If I did, I'd be touching it all the time!

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

6. I like to think I have a firm handle on the situation.

[Deja Q]

7. Well, I touch... wait, wrong question. I'll just say I'm a mixed bag.

I get along better with women, though.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

8. I'm a manly woman 'cause I hate clothes and fashion and whatever.

Also I'm quite impassive. I don't like the excessively feminine stuff at all--LAME.

:P

[trof]

9. I'm ambidextrous. Or maybe AC-DC.

I can go either way.
;-)

[skygazer]

10. I've never understood what this means

I'm me. I'm female. I love shoes and power tools. Hair products and heavy equipment. :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. It's a Hard Time to Be a Man

Ever since civilization began
Bein' a man meant bein' a man
But lately everybody's gettin' so edified
And now we gotta get in touch with our feminine side

And it's a hard time to be a man
We try to be as sensitive as we can
We gotta piss, grunt, smoke, fight, sweat and stink
And now we gotta clean up the sink, good Lord!
Now we gotta clean up the sink

Yesterday I was puttin' air in the spare
(Hard time to be a man)
When a chick walked by with a pair out to there!
(Hard time to be a man)
Well, I thought I might go over and harass her a bit
But then the fear of litigation took the fun out of it

And it's a hard time to be a man
We try to be as sensitive as we can
We gotta piss, grunt, smoke, fight, spit and swear
And now we gotta color our hair, good Lord!
Now we gotta color our hair

(Spoken)
Now, this bar graph represents the thought processes of the average American male in 1957. We see, in descending order of importance, sex, sports, cars, and sex in sports cars. But things have changed since the enlightenment, as illustrated by this 1993 bar graph showing that men now think about sex, sports, cars, and promoting the wellness of the planet and the humanness of all people by creating a caring and nurturing environment in which to have sex in sports cars.

(Sung)
Men are brutish and inflexible and violent and lecherous
And rude and self-indulgent, and we like it that way!
Callous, immature and confrontational and boorish
Why hate your nature? That's what we say!

We've been cursed since we were nursed
With the hateful traits that women rate the worst
But when we take a wife
You know we mate for life
Or 30 thousand miles, whichever comes first

I was out drinkin' on a Saturday night
(Hard time to be a man)
There's a big, drunk, longshoreman pickin' a fight
(Hard time to be a man)
I told him he should try to heal the child within
He said, "That's really quite perceptive,"
And he bit me on the shin

And it's a hard time to be a man
We try to be as sensitive as we can
We gotta piss, grunt, smoke, fight, fart and flex
And think of something other than sex, good Lord!
Think of something other than sex

How 'bout them Niners!

[SPKrazy]

11. I'm in touch with all sides!

:D

I am very much a comfortable person with my masculine and my feminine I believe :hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. I am more in touch with my...

feminine side emotionally, and with my masculine side physically. But I voted I'm a man more in touch with my feminine side.

[JVS]

14. Do women have a masculine side? The don't have any Y chromosome

[Xipe Totec]

15. Touchy subject; rather not get into it

you don't know where my hands have been...


:yoiks:

[Left Is Write]

16. I'm pretty feminine, as definitions go.

[bigwillq]

17. Pretty much in touch with both sides

:)